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Richie Cunningham - Seth Meyers Potsie Weber - Chris Kattan Ralph Malph - Jimmy Fallon Fonzie - Jeff Richards Chachi - Josh Hartnett Joanie - Tina Fey Mr. C - Darrell Hammond Mrs. C. - Ana Gasteyer Arnold/Narrator - Will Ferrell Al - Horatio Sanz Lori Beth - Rahcel Dratch ( SUPER : "Happy Days : 28 Years Later" wiht theme song in background, opening credits with cats emebers playing characters) Narrator: In 1974, Garry Marshall started a new show called Happy Days, a show about the 50s, and here is the Happy Days Gang 28 years later Mr. C: Marion, it's been all these years since Happy Days, I don't know if everybody lives here anymore! Mrs. C: Oh , Howard, that's nonsense, now they probably are, you are just too old to remember Mr. C: Sit on it, Marion!!! Mrs. C: Pleasure! (doorbell rings) Mrs. C: I'll get it ( opens door) Oh My Gosh, I can't believe it!! It's Fonzie!!! Come on in! Fonzie: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! How are you C's doin? Marion: Just great! Howard: Hey, Fonz! How are you, fella? Fonzie: Great! I own an auto shop now, I'm doin' just great! Howard: Have you seen the others lately? Fonzie: Yeah, they all came by yesterday to my store, they are just fine, they all have kids who are grown up now, they are comin' here they told me! ( doorbell rings, Joanie and Chachi arrive ) Joanie: Hey, mom, hey dad! hey Fonzie! Marion and Howard: Hey Joanie! Fonzie: Hey Shortcake and Chachi! Chachi: Hey, Fonz how are you? Joanie: Our kids have very weird names! Chachi: Yeah, our son's name is Coke Arcola, get it! Marion: Yes! Joanie: Ralph made that up! Marion: Great! Chachi: Yeah, our daughter's name is Fonza!! Fonzie: Hey after me right? Chachi: Yeah! ( doorbell rings, Richie and Lori Beth arrive) Marion: Hey! Richie: Hey Mom , Dad, Fonzie , Joanie and Chachi! Fonzie: Hey, Richie! Chachi: Hey, Rich, have you seen Potsie and Ralph? Joanie: Yeah! Richie and Lori Beth: Yeah! Richie: We saw them, yeah! ( doorbell , Ralph and Potsie) Ralph and Potsie: Hey! All: Hey! Lori Beth: Ralph, Joanie and Chachi's kid loves the name you gave him! Ralph: Yeah, Coke Arcola ( Potsie and Richie laugh) Potsie: Hey, Ralph! Ralph: Yeah, Potsie? Potsie: You said you had a joke to tell! Lori Beth: Let's hear it! Ralph: What do you call a pen with urine in it? Potsie: What? Ralph: A sharpee! ( All laugh) Richie: Good one! ( dorbell, Arnold and Al) Arnold and Al: Hey! All: Hey! Al: Hey guys, we gave the restaurant to someone else! Arnold: Yeah! Richie: Yeah! Fonzie: I knew that! Ralph: Hey, Joanie, be careful of your dress, it's a little windy outside! (Ralph, Potsie and Richie laugh) Joanie: Sit on it, Malph! ( all laugh) Ralph: Oh, the memories! Potsie: Yeah, Great times! Richie: Excellent! Lori Beth: Yeah! Fonzie: Aaaaaaaay! Richie: Yeah! Ralph: I still got it! Potsie: You got it! Chachi: Wa wa wa Joanie: Sit on it! Arnold: Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha! Al: Yeah! Ralph: I got another joke, There's this girl goin' on a blind date with a guy, they go into a restaurant for the date, she asks him,"Tell me an interesting fact about you", he says "I'll tell you mine after you tell me yours" , she says "I'm drunk" , he says "I'm gay!" ( All laugh) Marion: Great! We are all together again! Richie: Yeah! All: To Happy Days! ( "Happy Days theme") Potsie: ( singing) Goodbye grey sky , hello blue, there's nothin' that can hold me when I hold you , it feels so right, can't be wrong, rockin' and rollin' all week long All: These days are all, happy and free, these days are all, share them with me, these happy are yours and mine, these happy days are yours and mine happy days!! ( ends) Rate or review this sketch. |
