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Carson Daly.....Jimmy Fallon Ananda.....Maya Rudolph King Rajah Man....Seth Meyers [ show MTV graphics; teenage Indian kids screaming in a busy plaza outside the MTV India studios, with elephants parading through the ox-cart-cluttered streets in the background ] [ open in the studio with Carson Daly ] [ Hindi subtitles flash on screen ] Carson Daly: Alright, alright, yo. I'm Carson Daly, and I'm white. [ pause ] Welcome back to MTV's Around the World, the show where we take TRL and put it on the road to other countries. I'm here chillin' in New Delhi with the tightest rap artist in the whole country. His new album Shrinivad Vajpoo Havrabaya, Bitch has sold over four hundred million copies in India alone. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you King Rajah Man! [ Indian teenybopper audience goes crazy; King Rajah Man comes out and sits down next to Carson ] Carson Daly: Alright, yo. King Rajah Man: [ thick Indian accent ] What's up, you English bitch! King Rajah Man: [ rapping in a thick Indian accent ] "Yo, bitch, I got something to say, I'm gonna [ bleep ] you up and down the Punjabi way. I'm cruising in my Datsun with the back window smashed, Cause my sick Sikh homies tried to gank my stash. There's one thing I got, that I bet you don't got, It's not about my phat job at the parking lot. I got K to the A to the R M A, I pump some karma in yo momma, So that she can get paid... foo! My house is where it's at, No doubt is in that, And your bitch is fat. I got the mad ho's and mad skills, You players know the drills, I got rupees up the booty, I can pay the bills, To keep my lean-to clean, and without flak, Even though I live on top of my own crap. Yea! One bad Punjabi mutha in the house, King Rajah Man says "peace out, Dude Man."" [ as audience cheers loudly, King Rajah Man makes random shoutouts ] King Rajah Man: Srinagar Kashimir Taljalabihala. Pakistan's goin' down! [ more cheers ] Carson Daly: Yeah, Rajah Man, that was phat. P-H-A-T. King Rajah Man: Back up in your ass with the Ressurection! Carson Daly: You like that song, don't you, Rajah King? King Rajah Man: For shizzle my nizzle! Carson Daly: Tru dat. True, true dat. [ suddenly, Pakistani jet fighters streak over New Delhi. The studio shakes; people start panicking ] Carson Daly: Uh-oh, it looks like Pakistan's launching nuclear Armageddon right now. I'd better leave. King Rajah Man: Aw snap, mother fu- [ as he says the F word, a deafening boom sounds and chunks of the ceiling fall ] Carson Daly: [ shouting over the havoc ] I'm Carson Daly, next week Around the World will be chillin' over at the Gaza Strip. Peace out, thugz. [ starts dancing nerdily, then runs off set after studio shakes again ] (end) Rate or review this sketch. |
