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January 19th, 2002
Host: Jack Black

  • Nightline
    More food injuries for President Bush while in New Orleans this week.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Mrs. Snow's 2nd Grade Class
    Mrs. Snow includes white supremacist propaganda in her teachings to 2nd graders.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Drunken Psychics
    Despite intoxication, predictions aren't far from accurate.
    - written by Andy Abrams

  • Homo Hal
    Accidental hypnosis technique brings out Hal's feminine personality.
    - written by Jordan Davidson

  • Herring Fishing in Northern California
    Old fisherman relentlessly fish for herring, despite geographical impossibility.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Fernando's Hideaway
    Fernando's ill-fated return doesn't gel with Snoop Dogg.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Leave it to Beaver
    Ward and June reveal the naughty origins of Beaver's nickname.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Whatever You Can Spare
    Amused driver tests the patience of a homeless begger.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Dude, What's The Title?
    Ashton Kutcher lists other movies employing "Where's My Car?" technique.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Prez Wars
    Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush try to outdo one another's accomplishments.
    - written by Ewen Pettit

  • Ironic Class Reunion
    Ten years later, teachers' characteristics have changed.
    - written by Brian Ziak

  • Bil Brasky Returns
    More Bill Brasky folk lore, as discussed at Chuck E. Cheese.
    - written by Kris Thompson
Jack Black - 01/19/02

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