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Announcer.....Darrell Hammond Sammy Spikes.....Will Ferrell Kobe Bryant.....Dean Edwards Shaquille O Neal.....Tracy Morgan The Rock.....Jeff Richards Stone Cold.....Horatio Sanz Dirk Novitzki.....Jimmy Fallon Nomar Garciaparra.....Seth Meyers .....Britney Spears Announcer: Now for another episode of Sportime with your host, Sammy Spiiiiiiiikes!! Sammy Spikes: Thank you, welcome to Sportime, the show where all we do is interview sports stars, tomorrow night is the Super Bowl, but before they go to Dallas for a game against the Mavericks, the two Lakers players Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O Neal! Kobe Bryant: Hello, Sammy! Shaquille O'Neal: Hey, whats up? Sammy Spikes: Nothin', so you guys and the Lakers have a game against the Mavs this Sunday!! Kobe Bryant: Right!! We hope they win!! Shaquille O'Neal: Yeah, but I hope that we win, even if they have Dirk back, I still want us to win Kobe Bryant: Yeah! Sammy Spikes: So, you guys do win, you know, on a Mavs game the Wizards won, because of Michael Jordan, how did you fell? Kobe Bryant: Well, I wasn't there, so I don't know but I guess The Wizards Sammy Spikes: Yeah, well, here is our next guest The Rock and Stone Cold from WWF!! The Rock: Can you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll what The Rock is cooking! Sammy Spikes: Yes, so how WWF! The Rock: Great, just great! Everyone is smellin' what I am cookin! Sammy Spikes: Good, now how is it ogin, Stone Cold!! Stone Cold: It's great, cause Stone Cold said so!! Austin 3:16 rules Yeah! Sammy Spikes: Great! Now for Dirk Novitzski Dirk Novitzki: Hey, Sammy! Sammy Spikes: Hey, so, how are the Mavs Dirk Novitzki: Well, they are glad I'm back, so is Mark Cuban, I'm glad to be back because I am the All Star player there! Sammy Spikes: So, why were you not on the Mavs that one time? Dirk Novitzki: I was puttin' on my shoe really hard, trying to put on, I guess it wasn't untied and I sprainedmy ankle, and the Mavs lost and I got livid Sammy Spikes: (laughs) Well, do you think you guys will win your next game? Dirk Novitzki: Hope so, maybe the Lakers will Sammy Spikes: Yeah Now our guest Nomar!! Nomar Garciaparra: Hello! Sammy Spikes: Hey, so how are you Nomar Garciaparra: Great! MY wrist has healed and I am back! They wouldn't have lost without me! Sammy Spikes: Yeah! Nomar Garciaparra: Just to let you know, I am back on the team I am doing well, and good night Sammy Spikes: Our last guest, Britney Spears Britney Spears: Hello, Sammy! Sammy Spikes: Hello! Britney Spears: I am so happy my album is going well, and my Pepsi ad is topp in the Super Bowl commercial lineup Sammy Spikes: Great! Maybe after the show you could hit me baby one more time Britney Spears: Yeah!, You drive me crazy sometimes Sammy Spikes: Oops I did it again! I'm lucky and stronger than yesterday Britney Spears: Don't Let me be the last to know that I'm a Slave 4 U and I'm not a girl not yet a woman Sammy Spikes: Yeah! Well, I'm glad you are here, and I bet it was fun working with Dan Aykroyd Britney Spears: He is sooooo hilarious Sammy Spikes: I knew it, your movie comes out on the 15th Britney Spears: Yep! Sammy Spikes: Yeah, well it's time to go!! Bye, see you next time on Sportime Announcer: Thank you, bye bye! Rate or review this sketch. |
