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Paul Dole Returns, Jeff Hawthrone Joins
written by: Jack Wilson


Brian.....Jimmy Fallon
Ben.....Seth Meyers
Brad.....Horatio Sanz
Johnny.....Chris Kattan
Romeo.....Dean Edwards
Paul Dole.....Jeff Richards
Jeff Hawthorne.....Chris Parnell
Coach Loudmouth.....Darrell Hammond
Coach Nutt.....Will Ferrell


Coach Loudmouth: Now, ever since Cornell left, he left because he wanted to join the football team

Team: Yeah

Coach Nutt: Yeah, so now We got Paul Dole

Paul Dole: Hey!

Brian: Hey Ben, I think Cornell left because of Dole

Ben: Yeah, he sure can't stand him

Paul Dole: Yeah, homos

Both: Shut up!

Brad: Yeah!

Coach Loudmouth: Okay, we know that sicne Paul Dole's arrival on the team the team has been doing very well, now we are getting a brand new member Jeff Hawthorne

Brian: Basketball is his dream

Ben: He'll be a great replacement

Brad: Yeah

Paul Dole: Grand idea

( Jeff enters)

Jeff: Hey, guys!

Team: Hey!

Coach Loudmouth: Welcome to the team Jeff

Jeff: Great, oh, Paul Dole, well, I guess I'll sit overe here

Brian: Hey, Jeff!

Jeff: Hey!

Ben: Hey, Jeff!

Paul Dole: Hey, Jeff WElcome to the team

Brad: Paul!

Paul Dole: What?

Paul Dole: Remember im' a bully

Johnny: Yeah!

Romeo: Yeah

Jeff: Yeah, so how are you guys!

Ben: Great!

Coach Nutt: I'm glad you're all getting along with the brand new player

Team: Yeah!

( The team continues talking)

Paul Dole: Hey guys, we need a new cheerleader

Ben: Why?

Paul Dole: So jeff can get a girlfriend

Ben: Good call, Dole

Brian: Yeah!

Paul Dole: You know, all those times I called you names I was just kiddin'

All: We knew that

Paul Dole: Except for Brad

Brad: Huh>

Paul Dole: Just Kidding ( all laugh)

Coach Loudmouth and Coach Nutt: Let's start practice


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