Mr. Bekerke.....Jon Stewart
Principal.....Will Ferrell
Angry Parent.....Ana Gasteyer
Angry Parent.....Will Ferrell
Parents' Oldest Son.....Jimmy Fallon
.....A bunch of kids
Mr. B.: Hello, class, my name is Mr. Bekerke
Class: Hello, Mr. Bekerke
Mr. B.: Let me tell you a little bit about myself, I refuse to say the letter D
in Dords
Class: oh!
Mr. B.: So, I want you to follow all of my erections that I give in the umb 4th
grade class in the dumb school in this umb-ish loud school
Class: OK!
Mr. B.: Who can tell me what are you learning about?
Kid: The HUman body!
Mr. B.: Oh, and what about it?
Kid: There are many organs
Mr. B.: Yes!
Another Kid: There are many bones
Mr. B.: Cool, so now that we know this, I hope you will all be glad to meet me,
now here are some worksheets now whilel you're workin' im gonna tell you a story
Whe n I was fourth grader, we learned alot of stuff, but one time, I got a D,
and I hated it , so much I refused to say a word that strated with d, well say
the D part of it And remeber tonight O your homework it is ue tomorow
Class: Okay
Principal: Hello, Mr B. , Um some very very angry parents wnat to talk to you
Mr. B.: Okay
Mom: Hello, Mr B.
Mr. B.: What id I o?
Dad: My kid came home and told us that he had to follow your erections
Son: Yeah, , you're probably wonderin why we are mad
Mr. B.: Yeah
Dad: Well, we just want know why you just can't say directions
Mr. B.: Because , as a kid I ocne got a D and got soooo mad I have never said
the D part in a word beginnig with D
Mom: Our son here told us he was joining rama club
Dad: So please say follow my directions
Mr. B.: Follow my erections erections erections erections erections erections
erections erections erections erections erections erectiosn erections ERECTIOSN
ERECTIONS ERECTIONS ERECTIONS ERECTIONS ERECTIOSN ERECTIONS ( he keeps saying
this as there is loud laughter in the audience and Ferrel, Gasteyer and Fallon)
I takes deep breath) E-REC-TIONS , DD-D-D-D-D-D-D--DIRECTIONS
Dad: Great
Mom: Yeah
All: Yay!
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