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The Teacher
written by: Jack Wilson


Mr. Bekerke.....Jon Stewart
Principal.....Will Ferrell
Angry Parent.....Ana Gasteyer
Angry Parent.....Will Ferrell
Parents' Oldest Son.....Jimmy Fallon
.....A bunch of kids


Mr. B.: Hello, class, my name is Mr. Bekerke

Class: Hello, Mr. Bekerke

Mr. B.: Let me tell you a little bit about myself, I refuse to say the letter D in Dords

Class: oh!

Mr. B.: So, I want you to follow all of my erections that I give in the umb 4th grade class in the dumb school in this umb-ish loud school

Class: OK!

Mr. B.: Who can tell me what are you learning about?

Kid: The HUman body!

Mr. B.: Oh, and what about it?

Kid: There are many organs

Mr. B.: Yes!

Another Kid: There are many bones

Mr. B.: Cool, so now that we know this, I hope you will all be glad to meet me, now here are some worksheets now whilel you're workin' im gonna tell you a story Whe n I was fourth grader, we learned alot of stuff, but one time, I got a D, and I hated it , so much I refused to say a word that strated with d, well say the D part of it And remeber tonight O your homework it is ue tomorow

Class: Okay

Principal: Hello, Mr B. , Um some very very angry parents wnat to talk to you

Mr. B.: Okay

Mom: Hello, Mr B.

Mr. B.: What id I o?

Dad: My kid came home and told us that he had to follow your erections

Son: Yeah, , you're probably wonderin why we are mad

Mr. B.: Yeah

Dad: Well, we just want know why you just can't say directions

Mr. B.: Because , as a kid I ocne got a D and got soooo mad I have never said the D part in a word beginnig with D

Mom: Our son here told us he was joining rama club

Dad: So please say follow my directions

Mr. B.: Follow my erections erections erections erections erections erections erections erections erections erections erections erectiosn erections ERECTIOSN ERECTIONS ERECTIONS ERECTIONS ERECTIONS ERECTIOSN ERECTIONS ( he keeps saying this as there is loud laughter in the audience and Ferrel, Gasteyer and Fallon) I takes deep breath) E-REC-TIONS , DD-D-D-D-D-D-D--DIRECTIONS

Dad: Great

Mom: Yeah

All: Yay!


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