Mary.....Cameron Diaz
Ted.....Jimmy Fallon
Pat Healy....Jeff Ricahrds
Tucker.....Seth Meyers
Woogie.....Seth Meyers
Magda.....Ana Gasteyer
Richman.....Chris Kattan
Directors.....Will Ferrell and Chris Parnell
Warren.....Horatio Sanz
Johnathan Richman: There's something else about Mary, that you should know
Mary: So, Ted, what's been going on?
Ted: Well, stuff, um , I had another Frank n Beans
Pat: Oh, well , I didn't know that
Ted: Knock it off , Pat!
Mary: Yeah, f************ pshyco killer
Tucker: They are right, Pat!
Pat: Yeah, I am a killer, I was born to be a killer
Woogie: I have nervous scars
Ted: We know taht
Mary: Shut up!
Magda: What is going on?
Pat: We are all in love with Mary
Magda: I know that, now please don't cause too much trouble, now what about the retard
Warren: I'm her brother
Magda: I know that
Ted: Remember Frank n Beans
Director #1: Franks n' Beans flashback and go!
Director #2: Sure
Mary: Oh, Ted had a Frank 'n' Beans
Warren: That's funny!
Mary: It is not retard
Warren: Oh!
Ted: Oooooooooooooooooowwwww!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! I got my
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( ambulance comes to take him)
Mary: I remember that
Woogie: You've told us all that
Ted: I know
Johnathan Richman: (singing) There's Something else about Mary
Announcer: There's Something Else About Mary Rated R Coming soon to a theater near you
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