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There's Something Else About Mary
written by: Jack Wilson


Mary.....Cameron Diaz
Ted.....Jimmy Fallon
Pat Healy....Jeff Ricahrds
Tucker.....Seth Meyers
Woogie.....Seth Meyers
Magda.....Ana Gasteyer
Richman.....Chris Kattan
Directors.....Will Ferrell and Chris Parnell
Warren.....Horatio Sanz


Johnathan Richman: There's something else about Mary, that you should know

Mary: So, Ted, what's been going on?

Ted: Well, stuff, um , I had another Frank n Beans

Pat: Oh, well , I didn't know that

Ted: Knock it off , Pat!

Mary: Yeah, f************ pshyco killer

Tucker: They are right, Pat!

Pat: Yeah, I am a killer, I was born to be a killer

Woogie: I have nervous scars

Ted: We know taht

Mary: Shut up!

Magda: What is going on?

Pat: We are all in love with Mary Magda: I know that, now please don't cause too much trouble, now what about the retard

Warren: I'm her brother

Magda: I know that

Ted: Remember Frank n Beans

Director #1: Franks n' Beans flashback and go!

Director #2: Sure

Mary: Oh, Ted had a Frank 'n' Beans

Warren: That's funny!

Mary: It is not retard

Warren: Oh!

Ted: Oooooooooooooooooowwwww!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! I got my owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww ooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww oooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

( ambulance comes to take him)

Mary: I remember that

Woogie: You've told us all that

Ted: I know

Johnathan Richman: (singing) There's Something else about Mary

Announcer: There's Something Else About Mary Rated R Coming soon to a theater near you


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