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Brian.....Jimmy Fallon Ben.....Seth Meyers Brad.....Horatio Sanz Johnny.....Chris Kattan Romeo.....Dean Edwards Paul Dole.....Jeff Richards Jeff Hawthorne.....Chris Parnell Coach Loudmouth.....Darrell Hammond Coach Nutt.....Will Ferrell Cheerleaders.....Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Ana Gasteyer, Maya Rudolph Nicole.....Cameron Diaz Coach Loudmouth: Okay, everybody listen up, we are getting a new cheerleader named Nicole Paul: That's my girlfriend Couch Nutt: Oh , cool! Paul Dole: Yeah! Brian: So, Paul, how long have you guys been going out? Paul Dole: Since 4th garde Ben: You guys did it in fourth garde Paul Dole: No, stupid Brad: So, have you guys ever.. you know Paul Dole: Yeah, had sex!!!!!!!! Yeah! Johnny: Great, did you go all the way? Paul Dole: Totally! Jeff: Cool! Nicole: Hi! Team and Cheerleaders: Hey! Paul Dole: Hey, baby! Nicole: Hey, Paul, what's up! Paul Dole: Nothin' Brian and Ben: I think we need to set up a looooooooove connection! Brad: Basketball players in love! Johnny: IN Love Jeff: And they called it player love Romeo: Just because of a cheerleader Paul Dole: Shut up! No one wants to hear that stupid Paul Anka song! (everyone laughs) Couch Loudmouth: So what grade are you guys in Paul and Nicole: 11th Couch Nutt: Cool! You guys are 17! Paul Dole: Yeah, also this is our third year at this school, and also I have known Nicole for a long time All: Yeah Paul Dole: So, I remember, when I first met her, it was love at first sight ( love song starts playing as it shows a flashback of when Paul and Nicole met ) ( Paul and Nicole are now in 4th garde at school, Paul is sitting right beside Nicole) Paul Dole: Hello, Nicole Nicole: How did you know my name? Paul Dole: The teacher says it every day! ( Later, in the lunchroom, Paul hides a fake roach in a girl's sandwich ) Nicole: You're bad and I love it Paul Dole: Really, Nicole, thanks! ( song plays as Paul and Nicole are doing stuff, then it shows a more recent flashback with Paul and Nicole as teenagers, making out in Nicole's bedroom , butt naked as Coldplay's Yellow is playing ) ( Later) Nicole's Mom: Nicole, are you doing stuff with that Paul Dole tonight? Nicole: Yes! ( later, Paul and Nicole make out in Paul's house, while David Gray's Babylon is playing) (now) Paul Dole: One time we made out in the car outside of a diner (shows them making outside of a 50's diner as "Theme From a Summer Place" by Percy Faith plays) All: Cool! Couch Loudmouth and Couch Nutt: Let's start practice Rate or review this sketch. |
