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April 13th, 2002
Host: The Rock

  • The Rock's Monologue
    The Rock competes for greatness amongst Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho and Hulk Hogan.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • E.T.
    Newly-restored 20th Anniversary edit features a more profane version.
    - written by Dylan Thomas

  • Hand Chopping Network
    QVC salesmen demonstrate the prowess of their patented hand choppers.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Curling Deathmatch
    Rock is paired with paraplegics in Olympic curling event.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • A Message From Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
    Elvira speaks out against her commentary being cut from 1987 Classic SNL.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Miracle When It Goes To 11
    Christmas movie preview searches for reality in the members of Spinal Tap.
    - written by Steve Worek

  • The Osbournes
    Rock tries to convince Ozzy to control his anger.
    - written by Emily Cadic

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Special guest Adam Sandler mimicks the song stylings of Jimmy Fallon.
    - written by Hank Storm

  • Bob Segar
    Bob Segar performs wrestling-styled paordy of "Shakedown".
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Franklin Middle School in Dallas
    Teachers congregate to decide how to deal with school bully.
    - written by Jack Wilson

  • Crappy Satellite
    Satellite company is honest enough to admit there's nothing worthwhile on their channels.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Everybody Wants Some
    The Rock and male cast members vie to get Tina Fey to pose in a string bikini.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Cale is One Weird Mofo
    High schoolers make fun of weird student Cale.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Dead Rock Star Concert
    God promotes heavenly concert featuring deceased rockers.
    - written by Jack Wilson

The Rock - 04/13/02

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