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Celebrity Weakest Link
written by: Jack Wilson


Anne Robinson.....Rachel Dratch
George W. Bush.....Will Ferrell
Adam Sandler.....Jimmy Fallon
Ricky Martin.....Chris Kattan
Sean Connery.....Darrell Hammond
Robert DeNiro.....Alec Baldwin
Ben Stiller.....Jeff Richards
Russell Crowe.....Seth Meyers
Eminem.....Chris Parnell


Announcer- 8 celebrities, will see who will get the money on The WEakest Link

Anne Robinson- Hello, and welcoem to, The WEakest Link , lets meet our conetstants

George W. Bush: Hi, am Dubya, your 43rd president

Adam Sandler- hI, I am ADam Sandler, You can do it

Sean Connery : I am SEan Connery, I had sex with a horse last night

Ricky Martin : Shake your obn- bon

Robert DENiro- You talkni' to me

Ben Stiller : Hello

Ruseell Crowe- I have such a beautiful mind

Eminem - Yo!

Anne : Okay, here is the first question, Dubya, who is your vice president

Bubya : Dick ( laughs)

Anne : Correct, Adam, what was your biggest mvoie

Adam : You can doit!

Anne : Incorrect! Ricky, what shall I do with oyu!

Ricky : Dance and shake your bon- bon

Anne : Correct! Seann

Sean : Wait, I had sex with a horse last night, it was perfect, I had sex iwth so many thigns I can't remember if i'm gay

Annr : You are a total moron! Robert

Robert : Are you a pothead, fokcer!

Ben Stiller : NO!

Russell : Do you think I have a beautiful mind

Anne : Who does not have a beautiful mind?

Eminem : Me

Adam : Sit on it, Eminem

Sean : Let me tell you a story, your om's a whore ( laughs)

Anne : Shut up!

Eminem : You shut up! ( nleeping)

Anne : Okay, now, l have a question for russell Crowe, do you have a beautiful mind

Russell : Yes!

Anne : I thoguth you didn't

Rusdsell : Hey,, don't treat me like that

Anne : That;s the way this show works

Adam Okay

Anne : Now Let's vote who the weakest Link is ( announcer does a speech)

Anne :": Who is the weakest lnik ( the players vote who they pick Sean

gets t )

Sean : I'm the weakest lnik

AAAnne : Sean you are the weakest lnik, goodbye~!

( skethc ends


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