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Peter Marshall.....Chris Parnell Paul Lynde.....Will Ferrell Rob Reiner.....Jimmy Fallon Anson Williams.....Jeff Richards Richard Dawson.....Seth Meyers William Shatner.....Darrell Hammond Joan Rivers.....Ana Gasteyer Milton Berle.....Horatio Sanz Barbara Eden.....Amy Poehler Connie Stevens.....Rachel Dratch Contestant #1.....Tina Fey Contestant #2.....Alec Baldwin Announcer - Now it's time for Hollywood Squares with, Paul Lynde, Rob Reiner, Anson Williams, Richard Dawson, William Shatner, Joan Rivers, MIlton Berle, Barbara Eden and Connie Stevens, here is the3 host Peter Marshall ( audicnece clapping) Peter Marshall - Thank you, Kenny Williams, now We have two contestants here who will pick stars, let's go to our first contestant, Shirley, pick a star Contestant#1: I'll pick Paul Lynde, please Peter Mardhall : Alright, Paul, Cindy Williams once walked off the set of Lavaerne And Shirley because she felt that.. Paul Lynde- She was under the weather ( audience and stars laugh) Peter Marshall - Very funny, now Ned, pick a star #2 : Yes, I'll pikc Rob Reiner Peter Marsahll - Alright, Rob, what does a chciken do after laying eggs? Rob Reiner : Have sex with its mate ( studio is filled with laughter) Shirley : I'll take Anson Williams to block! Peter : Alright, Anson, Agness Moorehead once said, My brother is uncle Arthur, what is your respnse? Anson : Sit on it, Agnes!! ( studio is fileld with laughter) Peter : The correct answer Anson : Um, I'm a total liar, ummm. that;s on the show, umm.. I don't think that's a true statement ( Anson is marked with an O on his podium) Peter : Let's go to Family Feud host Richard dawson shall we? , OKay, Richard, what is the name of a thing on a woman that you see? Richard : A va- Peter : ( cutting him off) OKay, let's put an X on your podium Pual, your answer Paul : A breast ( everyone laughs) Peter : Okay, aWilliam Shatner, What is the name of the mvoie starring John Travolta that just came out William : Carrie 2 Peter : Wrong William : Satrday night Fever ( an O is put on his podium MIlton : Ask me a question! Peter : Milton, Who is Old Blue Eyes Milton : Me, no Sinatra ( he gets an O on his podium Peter : Barbara : What is your special power Barbara : TTHis ( blinks and someone disappears Peter : Great, Connie, how do you look like Connie : Sandra Dee? Peter : Wrong ( Connie gets an X , everyone else gets an X) Anson Williams : Ha Ha ( starts laughing and pointing at Paul and Rob who goy x's Paul and rob : Sit on it. Anson! Paul : William, where are you gonig? William :" Boldy where no man has gone before STars: We kmow Announcer : That is the end of Holylwoood Sqquares Rate or review this sketch. |
