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Bill.....Alec Baldwin John.....Will Ferrell George.....Seth Meyers Bill's Wife.....Amy Poehler Bill's Wife's friend.....Maya Rudolph Voiceover.....Chris Parnell Voiceover: Women are always bitchin' about their petty little problems like periods, having babies, and men not being sensitive, shit like that. But what if we turned the tables, on our new reality show The Switcheroo, where men sit around with feminine problems, and women sit around drinking beer watching football. (Men sitting around coffee table readins Ladies' Home Journal) John: Oh my, there is an EXCELLENT article about Julia Roberts in here, just a little southern girl from Georgia. Oh boy...the baby's kicking again. George: (rubbing John's stomach) Ooooh baby, hellooo little baby, muah muah kissy kissy your a good baby YES YOU ARE yes you are!! Bill: Oh god these cramps are KILLING me(grabbing stomach) oo geez. (Bill's wife and wife's friend enter burping and holding Heinekins) Wife: Bill WHAT are you BITCHING about now? Bill: Honey, can you run up to the store and get me some Midol and tampons? Wife: Whoah, I don't need to hear about your bleeding, plus I got things to do! Friend: Yeah, we're going to watch the game at Tammy's in a second. Voiceover: Women and Men will be able to relate to the everyday problems of these REAL LIFE people.... Bill: Gosh sometimes, I just wish our wives could be a little more sensitive (weeping) sometimes I feel like....like....she doesn't even care about my feelings!! George: I know what you mean Bill, I'm constantly wondering why women can't be as sensitive as men. Is that a silly thought...am I being a silly goose?? John: No, not at all George, I never get any help around the house, Nancy is always "too busy". Hey I'm the pregnant one! I could use some help around here! (Men getting worked up) Bill: Cmon guys, lets start a feminist protest!!!!! (Men hold up signs chanting and circling around the two women.) All men chanting: DONT HATE CAUSE WE MENSTURATE!!!!! DONT HATE CAUSE WE MENSTURATE!!!!! DONT HATE CAUSE WE MENSTURATE!!!!! Wife: Whoah we're outta here! Friend: You guys are crazy bitches, man! We're out! (Wife and friend exit) Voiceover: With moments that will make you laugh... (The three men are making brownies, chocaolate gets on George's nose, Bill wipes it off with his finger. They giggle. The men begin smearing chocolate all over each others faces) Voiceover: And moments that will make you cry (George is observing his breasts in the mirror when he discovers a lump.) George: You guys......I....I..I have.......BREAST CANCER (bawling) (Men form a group hug crying on each others' shoulers.) Voiceover: The Switcheroo, Coming to ABC next Monday. But don't count on it, because it will probably be cancelled before it even starts. Rate or review this sketch. |
