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May 11th, 2002
Host: Kirsten Dunst

  • Spider Sex
    Mary Jane wishes Peter Parker would remove the costume during sex.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Mentos
    Mentos helps lawyer get guilty client off the hook.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • The Bad Therapist
    Dr. Green makes fun of patient's pathetic life.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Celebrity Heaven
    Robert Urich and other recent dead celebrities congregate in Heaven.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Celebritrol
    Two little pills wipe out the need to express emotions.
    - written by Jill Elizabeth Scott

  • The Process Server
    Process Server tells people they're being sued in rap form.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • The Best of TRL Pop
    TRL's lousiest pop artists unite on one CD.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Switch 2: Switch Off The Hook
    After dying, Eminem is sent back to Earth to lead a better life.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Smiley Burger
    Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer now work in fast food.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Weekend Update
    O.J. Simpson offers case-winning tips for Robert Blake.
    Drew Carey is accidentally summoned.
    Critic Jay Sherman reviews the upcoming Sweeps.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Artistic Expression
    Mom disagrees with daughter's notion of tattoo as artistic expression.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • My Very Own Meat-Packing Plant
    Enables kids to make their very own meat at home, with bugs and roadkill lying around.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Why A Rabbit?
    Importance of rabbits in movies is discussed.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Specialty Merchandise Corporation
    Tom Bosley goes off the deep end while displaying home shopping bargains.
    - written by Matthew Pavic

  • The First Date
    Star Wars fanatic makes blind date uncomfortable.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • What’s Happened to Wal-Mart??
    Long-time loyal customer learns that Wal-Mart's gone to hell.
    - written by Emily Cadic

  • Go Dutch
    Dutch talk show hosts order pizza and a prostitute.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Judge McClarkland
    Anti-big business judges hears case between diabetic and high school candy seller.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Wake Of The Dolls
    Plastic dolls mourn the death of Barbie's creator.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • The SNL Historically Inaccurate Men's Choir
    historical inaccuracies in response to erronous Gilda Radner bio-pic.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

Kirsten Dunst - 05/11/02

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