Defense Attorney...Chris Parnell
Defendant...Tracy Morgan
Prosecuting Attorney...Seth Meyers
Plantiff...Jeff Richards
Judge...Ana Gasteyer
Bailiff...Horatio Sanz
(music from the Mentos commercial plays, in a courtroom setting. The
district attourney shows solid evidence, including valid photos, that the defendant committed a first degree murder)
(the defendant looks nervous, knowing that he's guilty. The defense
attourney is stumped, not knowing what to do. Then, he pops a Mentos candy into his mouth.)
(The defense attorney points out that the defendant is black and the
plantiff is white, as if to say that the charges are racist. The people are all shocked to hear this and the jury finds in favor of the defendant. The judge orders the plantiff to be taken into custody and the defendant is set free, causing him a great deal of relief. He thanks his attorney, who pops another Mentos and shows it to the camera.)
Announcer: Mentos. The fresh race card.
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