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May 18th, 2002
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Host: Winona Ryder
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- Winona Ryder's Monologue
Ryder complains when departing Will Ferrell hogs her spotlight.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Paternal Panties
When touched, talking panties keep daughters chaste.
- written by Emily Cadic
- "What's The Difference?"
The game show where two things have an unexplainable link towards each other.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
- Ali Bomaye, Please!
Stem cell research leads to cure for Muhammed Ali's Parkinson's Disease.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Ken's Kountry Kitchen
Southern-fried restaurant is oblivious to racist undertones.
- written by Jessica Whitt
- American Movie Classics
The greatest movies ever made in the worst format ever presented.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
- Insure-O-Globe Term-Life Insurance
Term-life insurance to meet the needs of bickering couples.
- written by Gil Templeton
- Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Johnny Carson explains why he didn't attend NBC's 75th Anniversary special.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
- Iron Man
Ozzy Osbourne's lyrics reflect his feelings for himself.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
- Happy Days?
50's music, not the 50's, worth reliving time and again.
- written by Jill Elizabeth Scott
- Baby Bob/Got Milk?
Talking Baby Bob is specific about his milk selection.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- A Tale of Two Fishies
Fish dodge dolphins, chat with Aquaman, spawn.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Hair Club For Men
Men uses vises to hold down those loose-fitting hairpieces.
- written by Gil Templeton
- Bush And Quayle Go Camping
President George W. Bush and Dan Quayle chat after a day of hunting.
- written by Jack Wilson
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