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George W. Bush......Will Ferrell Dan Quayle.....Jimmy Fallon ( go to Bush and Gore in the woods ) George : Wow, that was a long hike Dan : Yeah, that sure was very long George : Here's my bag Dan : Yeah, so George, what have you been doing? George Well, I have been doin' some presidential stuff, we're still trying to catch the evil Bin Laden Dan : Great, so what do you think of being president? George : I like it, how was it for you being vice president? Dan : Good, although I was 23 years younger than your dad George : Yeah, well let's change the subject, do you love your wife Dan : Yes, and George how did you meet your wife? George : I met Laura during a panty raid, it was cool, I was in the middle of it, then my friends told me to go hit on the girl, whoo hoo it was love at first sight, we went to all the college dances together, boy it was fun Dan : Wow, I met my wife in high school, she was hot, yeah, we went to the senior prom, it was great, I had a great time George : Maybe you had too much fun, or you wouldn't have had to say "e" after some kid spelled potato Dan : Maybe! George : Now Dan, let me ask you a question, do you think that Anne Robinson is a stupid old witch? Dan : Yes, I do very well, I have watched that show, I like it, but Anne Robinson is mean George : Great, do you have a dog, I have one, it's a Shih Tzu Dan : I have a bull dog George : Oh! So what do you plan to be for halloween? Dan : It's a little too early George : I was thinkin' maybe we could dress up like animals, you know and see which one can fly, like Rocky and Bulltinkle Dan : George, that was Bullwinkle George : Oh yeah, I haven't watched that show in years, I'm too old for it, I think, I saw the movie, it was very good, Robert DeNiro was good Dan : Yes, I did think that was a very good movie in fact George : Yeah, My daughters are out of jail, I'm glad, you know, presdenting is hard, I mean having to do all of this stuff like have meetings and stuff, makes me feel like I have to do all this schoolwork all over again Dan : George, my being vice president was almost as hard, so I have dealt with hard presidenting work before George : Dan, I saw a movie the other night, it was Cinderella, when I saw those shoes I thought they were Dorothy's Dan : George, those were red! George : Yeah, I like Disney, I recently bought Snow White on DVD, I mean I've been singing Heigh Ho all day Dan : You better stop doing that then George : Good point Dan : Yeah George : It's hard to beleive we are only one year apart Dan : Yeah, and we are both stupid George : Yeah, one time I saw Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice makin' out, boy, it was the prettiest thing I had ever seen since Britney Spears put a python around her neck Dan : Really, that sounds um, interesting George : It was interesting and funny, and sexy!!! Dan : Are they even in love George : No! Dan : Oh, I didn't think they were George : No they are not and I am glad Dan :Yeah! George : OKay, well let's get some shut eye Dan : Yeah! George : You wnat some spare undies to sleep with? Dan : Okay! ( Reveals underwear saying "I like big butts" on it ) George : I love them! Dan : Me too!, I love that song George : Me too! Tomorrow we'll go do some more huntin', it has been very fun Dan : Yeah, okay, Good night George : Good Night ( end ) Rate or review this sketch. |
