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Voice of Baby Bob.....Will Ferrell Mommy.....Ana Gasteyer [ open on Mommy and Baby Bob sitting at family kitchen table over breakfast ] Baby Bob: Mommy? I'm thirsty. Can I have some milk? Mommy: Well, of course you can, Bob. [ reaches for gallon container of milk ] Where's your sippy cup? Baby Bob: I'm not gonna need a sippy cup, Mommy. Mommy: Well, Bob, you're not big enough yet to drink the milk straight out of the container like Daddy. Baby Bob: I don't want that milk from the container, Mommy. Mommy: Well, Bob, that's the only milk we have. Baby Bob: [ shaking head ] Uh-uh. You know what milk I want, Mommy. Mommy: [ sighs ] Bob, I thought we discussed this.. you're too old to be breastfed. Baby Bob: [ opens mouth and sobs uncontrollably ] Mommy: Alright, Bob, don't cry. You win. That's one noise I don't want to hear. Lord knows I hear it enough out of your father. Baby Bob: [ big smile ] You mean you're gonna let me drink from your slobber-knobbles, Mommy? Mommy: [ sighs ] Yes, Bob.. just, please stop describing them in such a vulgar manner. Baby Bob: You got it, Mommy! Now, pop those puppies out - I'm not lactose-intolerant, you know. [ with back to camera, Mommy sighs, then pulls Baby Bob out of his high chair and props him onto her chest. We hear loud slurping sounds coming from Baby Bob's mouth. ] [ cut to various milk products sitting on counter, with tagline superimposed across screen: "MILK. IT DOES A BODY GOOD." Announcer: Milk. It does a body good. [ cut to close-up shot, Baby Bob pokes his face out to the side of Mommy's breasts, big smile on face with noticeable milk moustache and beard encircling his mouth ] Baby Bob: Got milk? [ Baby Bob sticks out his tongue and licks across his milk moustache ] Baby Bob: Ooooohhhh.. I'm a ba-a-ad boy! [ fade ] Rate or review this sketch. |
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