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June 15th, 2002
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Host: Natalie Portman
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- SNL Episode 535: Attack of the Wills
Fearful of star absence, Lorne Michaels orders clones of Will Ferrell.
- written by Chris Schiffmann
- Natalie Portman's Monologue
Portman's "Star Wars" co-stars reveal that one of them has impregnated her.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
- Gizzolve
Laundry detergent to clean after those late-night dreams.
- written by Emily Cadic
- The End of the World??!!
Supergirl's period isn't as big a problem as Monstro's attack of New York City.
- written by Jessica Whitt
- Signing Balls
John Rocker's homophobia is furthered unraveled when a kid asks to have his balls signed.
- written by Paul Buxton
- Star Wars Celebration II
Rude "Star Wars" fans demand more than science-fiction from Portman at convention.
- written by Brian Ziak
- The Fan
Portman's biggest fan isn't a fan of her biggest movie.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Backstage With Natalie
Portman makes small talk with John Edward Kilduff between sketches.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
- Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey
Chris Kattan terribly re-enacts R. Kelly's underage encounter.
Neil Diamond and Gay Speedskating Hitler sing "Hello Again".
- written by Nick Mayhew
- El Sobrante Mexican Restaurant
Waitstaff presents food orders as though restaurant were a game show.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
- D.J. Kringle
Disc jockey has penchant for playing Christmas music at hip nightclub.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Too Hot For TVLand
Classic banned TV episodes are presented on latest TVLand marathon.
- written by Ben Douwsma
- COPS In New Orleans
Bad driver is summoned for driving one mile above the speed limit.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Boris Baxter, the Attempted Singer
Singer Boris Baxter isn't proficient enough to memorize the words to great songs.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
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