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Boy.....Chris Kattan Father.....Chris Parnell Mother.....Maya Rudolph (Boy wakes up and moves around uncomfortably underneath his sheets. Jumps out of bed worriedly as he realizes he has had a wet dream. He pulls the stained sheets from the bed.) (Shot of boy putting sheets into the washing machine and adding “Cheer” laundry detergent. Minutes later, the boy pulls the sheets from the dryer only to see they are still stained, he is disappointed. Camera shows boy pulling the sheets out of the dryer over and over, each time with the same reaction.) (The boy’s father enters) Father: Son, is something wrong? Boy: (hiding sheets) Uhhh, no dad….just doing some laundry! Father: Ah, I think I know what’s going on. You’ve reached manlihood all over your new sheets, huh? Boy: Yeah…and none of these laundry detergents seem to work! God Damnit I’m pissed! (punches washing machine) Father: Whoah son, Let’s not let those hormones get to us…There’s a simple solution! (Holds up laundry detergent labeled Gizzolve) Gizzolve is different than that other crap! It focuses specifically on…masculine linen stains, and is the better of the…two…products in its line. Beating “Come Clean” by a long shot! See the difference? (split screen shot of the same pair of pants on each side. The left screen is labeled “Pants washed with Come Clean”, there are stains all over the crotch area. The other side is labeled “Pants washed with Gizzolve, the pants are stainless.) (Back to father and son, they pull the sheets out of the dryer (with Gizzolve sitting on the top) they are completely stainless.) Boy: Gee thanks dad…You sure do know a lot about Gizzolve! Father: Hey…46 year old men can have nighttime fantasies too! ( mother peers into the room suspiciously) Mother: Boys, what are you doing? Father and Son: (looking at each other with a wink) Laundry!!! Rate or review this sketch. |
