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Farmer.....Jeff Richards Old Woman.....Chris Kattan Old Man.....Darrell Hammond Guy #1.....Seth Meyers Guy #2.....Tracy Morgan People on the tour.....Extras (People of all ages are touring a farm, a farmer leads them into a barn where different music is playing, there are occasional whistles and neighs from the horses.) Old Man: What in tarnation?? Farmer: You may be wondering what all the commotion is in here. We’re performing a little experiment with the horses. You see, we’re having a hard time getting our horses to mate…so we decided to conduct this experiment. In each stall, we’re playing different music, we’ve been told that this sometimes effects the amount of “horsing around” (chuckling at his own joke) Alright…let’s take a gander at the first stall… (They look into the first stall, a Mozart sonata is playing, the horses are just standing around like normal) Farmer: Well, I’ve been told Mozart makes you smarter, but apparently it doesn’t do much to a horse’s sex drive. Let’s see the next one. (In the next stall Paul McCartney’s new music is playing. One of the horses is drinking from a water feeder hanging on the side, the other is kicking the radio the music is playing from) Farmer: He’s not a fan of the newer works. Can you blame him? (people shake their heads) Guy #1: Man, so far your experiment blows!! Guy #2: Yeah when are we gonna see some horses fuc…..(his last word is interrupted by a loud neigh from the next stall) (the people curiously look over to the next stall where steam is pouring out of the edges, there are loud whistles and neighs. They all crowd around the stall trying to get a peek. Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On” is playing and the horses are on top of each other.) (The camera is back on the crowd, one by one they choose a special someone and begin kissing them passionately. An old woman is the only one left who does not have someone to kiss. She looks at the farmer coyly.) Farmer: (uncomfortable) Okay…I’ve got another group to show around….bye! Old woman: What’s the matter farm boy, don’t date outside the family?? [ fade ] Rate or review this sketch. |
