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Disclaimer: This advertisement is not meant to make fun of people of large stature but to harass the airlines who discriminate against such people. Spokesman: We at Way West Airlines are fed up with other airlines charging people of size double the airfare. We invite all who have to squeeze into those tiny seats that don't fit regular size asses and we won't charge you a penny extra. We are announcing our new comfort airfare program: BIG-ASS SEATS WITHOUT THE BIG-ASS PRICE. Yes, we have redesigned the interior of our entire fleet. There are 10 BIG-ASS SEATS in every plane. If you want to fly in comfort, come fly with Way West Airlines. Our BIG-ASS SEATS WITHOUT THE BIG-ASS PRICE will fit your butt no matter what your size. If you're able to waddle your big ass on the plane you will have a comfortable BIG-ASS seat made to fit. These BIG-ASS SEATS WITHOUT THE BIG-ASS PRICE are available to everyone with a minimum weight of 300 lbs. If the BIG-ASS SEATS are not filled with BIG-ASS people we will let regular ass sized people sit in them making for an extremely comfortable flight at no extra charge. We also serve BIG-ASS meals for your BIG-ASS appetite. You won't have to be embarrassed ever again having to ask for another helping of those tiny in-flight meals. When you reserve your BIG-ASS seat with Way West you are guaranteed a BIG-ASS meal with the option of a BIG-ASS dessert. Just tear off the BIG-ASS DESSERT COUPON on your BIG-ASS ticket and punch out the tab for a BIG-ASS piece of Apple Pie, Lemon Meringue Pie or Peach Cobbler. Have all 3 if you like. Just hand it to the attendant at the beginning of your flight. We want you to enjoy your flight and not lose one BIG-ASS pound from stress or lack of caloric intake. For your comfort we also have BIG-ASS restrooms especially for you. You won't have to worry about getting stuck in one of those ridiculously small airline restrooms ever again. We also provide up to date reading material and seat belts in our BIG-ASS restrooms just in case we run into turbulence while you are taking that extra time you may need to do your business. We know your special needs and want you to feel safe and secure while using our BIG-ASS restrooms. Come fly with Way West Airlines. We'll give you a BIG-ASS welcome. Enjoy the comfort of a BIG-ASS SEAT WITHOUT THE BIG-ASS PRICE. Fly Way West Airlines. We make room for YOU. Rate or review this sketch. |
