July 13th, 2002
Host: Drew Carey
Happy Zero Day
President Bush overlooks clues that his staff is throwing a surprise birthday party.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Drew Carey's Monologue
Carey gives Jeff Richards tips on properly impersonating him.
- written by
Justin Kaplowitz
Behind Enemy Lines, Again!
Movie sequel does litle different from the orginal.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
Cable Pirates
In jail, suburbanite is ashamed to admit his crime.
- written by
Brian Ziak
The Commercial From Hell
Intense commercial message doesn't seem to match advertised product.
- written by
Jessica Whitt
The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn: 5 Questions
Julia Roberts fares poorly during Five Questions.
- written by
Chris Schiffmann
A Word From A True Baseball Fan
Lorne Michaels cuts off Carey's rant against Tuesday's game.
- written by
Mark Jennings Reese II
COPS: At the Oakland Coliseum
Serious crimes are overlooked at stadium so low-rent crimes can be dealt with.
- written by
Paul Buxton
Cleveland Doesn't Rock
Carey makes a clarification about his working-class sitcom.
- written by
John Edward Kilduff
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey
Norm MacDonald comments on David Hasselhoff rehab entrance.
- written by
Nick Mayhew
Full Examination part 2
Dr. Keegan makes another patient uncomfortable with his homoerotic tendancies.
- written by
Jessica Whitt
Klein Deliveries
Keeps rolling along to get your packages delivered on time.
- written by
Justin Kaplowitz
Job Placement Officer Angela Stevens
Job Placement officer can't promise a decent job to an unemployed man.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Emeril's Anthrax Desert Spectacular
Emeril prepares food worthy of an enemy attack.
- written by
Geoff Winstead
American Idol
Celebrities reject the musical talent of up-and-comers.
- written by
Jack Wilson
