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Announcer.....Don Pardo Drew Carey.....Himself Lorne Michaels.....Himself (fade in) Announcer: And now, a word from a true baseball fan, here is Drew Carey! Drew Carey: (dressed in a Cleveland Indians jersey & cap) Hello, I'm Drew Carey, as some of you may or may not know the Major League Baseball All-Star Game was held Tuesday night in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. However, Bud Selig called the game a 7-7 tie after 11 innings, to which I would like to make a comment to Bud Selig, (dramatic pause, Drew clears throat) What the hell were you thinking? I understand many fans were angered by the decision, but...(Drew realizes he is going off track) What was my point? Oh right, ummm... (Camera cuts to Lorne Michaels walking up on stage to confront Drew, Lorne waring geeky-like glasses like Bud Selig) Lorne Michaels: Drew, did you have a point? Drew Carey: Ummm...No, Lorne, I didn't. Actually, I was too drunk Tuesday night to even finish watching the game. I think I passed out after Barry Bonds was robbed of that home-run by that guy from Minnesota. I didn't even find out about the whole "game ending in a tie" until I came in Wednesday afternoon. (in a Boston accent) That wicked pisser of a retard Seth Meyers told me about it. Lorne Michaels: (in a nerdy voice like Bud Selig) As creator and executive producer of this show, I am ending this sketch with the ruling of... Drew Carey: Lorne, you don't understand...CLEVELAND ROCKS! Lorne Michaels: Lenny, go to commercial! Announcer: This has been "A Word From A True Baseball Fan". (fade out) Rate or review this sketch. |
