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Brian Dunkleman.....Jimmy Fallon Ryan Seacrest.....Jeff Richards Sean Connery.....Darrell Hammond .....Drew Carey Winona Ryder.....Tina Fey (American Idol opening starts) Brian: Hello, I'm Brian Dunkleman Ryan: and I'm Ryan Seacrest Both: Welcome to American Idol Brian: On this show, pop star wannabes sing pop songs to try and become stars, but they have judges - let's meet them, Drew Carey Drew: Hi, I'm glad to be on Who's Pop Song is it Anyway? Brian: ( laughs ) It's American Idol Ryan: Here is Winona Ryder Winona: Hi, I had to pay for the clothes I stole to be on this show Ryan: Really Winona: Hi Brian: Here is actor Sean Connery Sean: (laughs ) I hate this show ( laughs more ) Ryan: Now, on this show, people who are contestants have to be ages 16 to 24 Brian: Here they are, Jason Ross from California, Joe Schmoe, and Zoe Long, the last two are sensitive Ryan: Here is Jason Ross Jason: ( sings ) Sick and tired of hearing all thse people talk about, what's the deal with pop life? when is it gonna fade out, then you got to realize ( keeps singing till he stops ) Drew: I don't like NSYNC, but I thought it was good Winona: I will agree Sean: ( laughs ) You suck! That was the worst thing I have ever seen in my life! ( laughs more ) Winona: I disagree Sean: I don't he sucks donkeys, he's bad Hosts: Next Joe: I want it that way tell me why, I love this song, I am singing it, I like pop, I'm like a bird fly away, I don't know where my home is, I don't know where the home is Drew: You suck! Winona: How did you even get picked Sean: That sucks! ( laughs ) You freakin' sucked, You sucked donkeys, you little ( bleeped ) butthole, you sucked Hosts: Next Zoe: Oops I Did it Again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby baby ( keeps singing ) Drew: Sucked Winona: Agreed Sean: ( laughs ) I liked it because you toally SUCKED!!! ( LAUGHS MORE) Announcer: Next on American Idol Sean: Suck! ( keeps saying this as Joe and Zoe are crying loudly backstage, all three judges beat them up as the sketch ends ) Rate or review this sketch. |
