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Announcer.....Jimmy Kimmel .....toddler (the toddler is chewing on a couch in a living room, the insides are popping out and are all over the carpet. The child is tires of chewing on the cough and starts gnawing on the dog’s tail. The dog squeals and runs away, the child begins crying.) Announcer: (Enters scene) Teething? Toddler: (Still crying) Announcer: That sucks! How about a refreshing Mott’s hard apple juice? Toddler: (Stops crying) Announcer: (Takes a bottle out of the six pack, pours it in a sippy cup and hands it to the tot.) Announcer: (He opens a bottle himself and knocks it against the child’s sippy cup.) Cheers!(They both take a long drink.) Both: Ahh… Announcer: Mott’s Hard Apple Juice….From the makers of Hard Breast Milk and Hard Kool-aid. Rate or review this sketch. |
