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Announcer.....Tracy Morgan Smelly Woman.....Amy Poehler Hand shaking woman.....Tina Fey Woman on the phone.....Ana Gasteyer Announcer: Are you tired of bathing in your own sweat? (smelly woman shakes head yes) Are people constantly avoiding you? (smelly woman meets up with someone, she reaches her hand out to shake the other woman’s hand, but the other woman is standing too far from her because of the smell, she tries anyway to reach her hand out, and manages to but stretching very far.) Announcer: Do people even avoid talking to you on the phone because of your acute underarm stench? (Smelly woman calls her friend, friend answers, realizing who it is, plugs her nose and hangs up the phone.) Announcer: Well, you are one of the many women with feminine odors. Wait scratch that…REALLY BAD feminine odors……face it girlfriend….YOU STANKY! And so you ask yourself, “How can I rid myself of this grotesque smell?” The answer is here…Introducing (holds up deodorant) “Not A Secret” deodorant, because that’s exactly what your body odor is! So…now you can focus on more important things like…your weight problem… (Shot of “Smelly woman” eating a hamburger, she looks around guiltily with the burger still in her mouth.) Announcer: Your un-potty trained dog… (Shot of male dog pissing on an indoor bush, “Smelly woman” is looking at him, frustrated.) Announcer: And…your depression… Woman: F(BLEEP!) Off!!!!!!!!! Announcer: Not a Secret- Strong enough for a horse, but made for a REALLY smelly woman! Rate or review this sketch. |
