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...Jimmy Kimmel ...Mike O'Malley Don Pardo: And now, a message from tonight's host, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel: Thanks Don, You know something, we've had a lot of fun here tonight. But I didn't come all the way here just to have a little bit of fun, I came here tonight to clear a certain issue that has been bugging me for a while, and that issue is as follows: I, Jimmy Kimmel, am NOT Mike O'Malley from the CBS Television Show "Yes, Dear." (AUDIENCE IS SNICKERING) Please ladies and gentlemen, I know you find this just about as trivial as the number of "10-10-220" commercials that Terry Bradshaw has been in, but believe me this is important. I'm sick and tired of people coming up to me and saying, "I love you on that show you do"...And we're talking about a 73 year old woman here, folks! Which is just about the age group of CBS viewers these days. I mean, lets face it! If a 73 year old is a fan of "The Man Show", whether it be a man or a woman, they would have died of a heart attack by now. Let me just point out, that it is easy for people to make this mistake. In fact, If you saw two pictures of us side by side, (CUT TO PICTURES OF KIMMEL AND O'MALLEY) you would never tell us apart. Also, another reason why people confuse me for Mr. O'Malley, is because on his show, he has a character named...supprise, supprise...Jimmy! So I thought to myself, "How was I going to prove that I wasn't this other guy?" That was when Mr. O'Malley called me up, and told me that there was one thing that could tell us apart. and he's here tonight to show us what it is. Because in all honesty, Mike himself hates being stopped in the street being told that he was "great with Ben Stein". So let's put the rumors to rest right now, Mike, come out here! (MIKE O'MALLEY ENTERS, APPLAUSE.) Jimmy Kimmel: Now Mike, So we can end this thing once and for all, show us the one thing that can help tell us apart... (O'MALLEY TAKE OFF HIS TRADEMARK BASEBALL CAP, AND REVALS HIS BALD HEAD.) Jimmy Kimmel: There, you see? Now that you know, I hope that I don't have to explain this again. I'm Jimmy Kimmel, that's Mike O'Malley, and we'll be right back. (FADE TO HOST BUMPER) Rate or review this sketch. |
