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August 17th, 2002
Host: Tara Reid

  • The Curse of Candice Bergen
    Reid's birth during first Bergen episode spells doom for tonight's show.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Tara Reid's Monologue
    Tracy Morgan isn't sure he knows which passing teen star Reid is.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • MetaBank
    Loans are granted only for requests that make the Loan Officer cry.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • COPS: Hollywood
    COPS' Hollywood case includes Anna Nicole Smith bust.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • The Hilton Hump House
    The Hilton Sisters have turned the Chelsea Hotel into a whorehouse.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • My Army of Midgets
    High school nerd vows revenge on gym coach using cloned army of midgets.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • MTV News: Britney Spears & the Middle Finger
    Britney Spears explains why she used the middle finger in public.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Mark Jennings Reese II introduces Chris Kattan Re-Enactment.
    Investigative Report shows Reid reuniting with Carson Daly.
    - written by Nick Mayhew

  • Cheaters
    Receptionist checks to see if janitor fiance is being unfaithful.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Dreamblood: Chapter 1-The Dream Begins
    Tina Fey pregnancy leads to SNL cancellation.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • MTV Kills The Video Stars
    Tara Reid and musical artists sing about MTV's 21-year downfall.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • This Just In
    Bringing viewers the news the other local channels wouldn't touch.
    - written by Kyle Diede

  • George Dubya's Fuzzy Math
    Bush, Cheney, Rice motel stay results in missing taxpayer dollar.
    - written by Duane Bertelsen

  • Today’s Health Minute
    William Rolon investigates disgusting fast food practices.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • The Gay Hitler Show
    Gay Hitler welcomes Dick Cheney and Neil Diamond to his talk show.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

Tara Reid - 08/17/02

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