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William Rolon.....Darrel Hammond McDonald’s employee #1.....Jimmy Fallon McDonald’s employee #2.....Horatio Sanz Taco Bell employee #1.....Dean Edwards Taco Bell employee #2.....Jeff Richards (Fade in) (Scene shows logo for “Today's Health Minute”) William Rolon (voice over): Welcome to another edition of “Today's Health Minute” with your host, William Rolon. (Fade in to a large studio stage) William Rolon: Well, hello and welcome to “Today's Health Minute”. Today, we look at something that many people do not think about when they go through the drive thru at their local fast food location. Recently in the news, a 272-pound man filed a lawsuit against the fast food industry, making the complaint that the fast food industry has never made any statements that their food could cause obesity, high blood pressure and heart disease. Well, I, William Rolon, decided to investigate just a few of the fast food places in the area, and the stuff I found out will want you to never visit a fast food joint, again! (Scene flips to a McDonald's location, William Rolon walking back into the kitchen) William Rolon: Here at McDonald's, there is a certain practice that is now practiced at every burger place in America. (McDonald's employee #1 is urinating in a pickle jar, which contains the pickles that they used for hamburgers) McDonald's Employee #1: Oh god, that feels so good! McDonald's Employee #2: Dude! There's a camera! McDonald's Employee #1: Hi Mom! (Camera moves back to Rolon) William Rolon: Shamelessness! (Scene flips to a Taco Bell location, William Rolon walking back into the kitchen) William Rolon: Here at Taco Bell, there is a certain practice that is only solely practiced here at Taco Bell. (Taco Bell employee #1, with his back to the camera, is “ jerking-off' into a soft taco and passes it to Taco Bell employee #2) Taco Bell Employee #1: There's that sour cream! Taco Bell Employee #2: Dude! (Taco Bell employees all start laughing out loud for no reason) (Camera moves back to Rolon) William Rolon: Shamelessness! (Scene flips back to Rolon standing on the studio stage) William Rolon: Well, now you know! Trust me, this investigation was 100% true. So, at least, think before you order. Thank you, good night! (Scene shows logo for “Today's Health Minute”) William Rolon (voice over): This has been “Today's Health Minute” with William Rolon. (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch. |
