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.....Tara Reid .....Tracy Morgan .....Chris Kattan Tara Reid: Wow, thank you! I’ll tell you these people really know me, you know. For your information, yes, my birthday is November 8th, 1975. Oh god! Being a young actress, I love the opportunity to come to New York City. Actually, I was born in Wyckoff, New Jersey. Okay, stop laughing! Oh, right, I forgot this is a comedy show. People are going to laugh at you. Actually, here in New York City, is where I meet my ex-finance’ Carson Daly. But I really don’t want to talk about that right now! Tracy Morgan: Damn, Look at you girl! Tara Reid: Ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Morgan! Tracy Morgan: Thank you! Umm, girl, I got to figure something out. What is your name? I have been messing up your name up all week. Like on Monday, I called you Kate Hudson. Then on Wednesday, I called you Mena Suvari. And yesterday, I was calling you Amy Smart. Tara Reid: Well Tracy, it’s okay. My name is Tara Reid. Tracy Morgan: Come on, your just playing me now! Tara Reid: No, ever see “Van Wilder”? (Tracy moves his head as a no) Okay, “American Pie”, “American Pie 2”, “Josie and The Pussy Cats”? Tracy, are any of those ringing a bell? Tracy Morgan: No! Tara Reid: Well, surely you know my ex-finance’ Carson Daly! Tracy Morgan: I dunno him! Tara Reid: Well, maybe you know me from the Sugarcult video for “Bouncing Off The Walls”? Tracy Morgan: Oh yeah! That video was hilarious! Tara Reid: See Tracy, I knew you knew me from somewhere. Tracy Morgan: Well, Tara, how ‘bout you and me hooking up after the show? Tara Reid: No, Tracy. Sorry, I have a date with Kattan after the show. Tracy Morgan: Trust me girl, you don’t need him. He doesn’t swing for our team. Tara Reid: So that’s why he’s such a good listener.. (Scene show Chris Kattan, off stage) Chris Kattan: Damn It! (Kattan begins to throw a bitch-fit) Tara Reid: Well Tracy, I will think about it. Tracy Morgan: Yeah, girl! Tara Reid: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. So stick around, we will be right back! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch. |
