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Carson Daly.....Jimmy Fallon Iann Robinson.....Horatio Sanz Britney Spears.....Tara Reid Jack Black.....Chris Parnell (Fade in) (MTV’s TRL logo show coming back from commercial) Carson Daly: Welcome back to TRL! My name is Carson Daly, and well you know! Before we show the next video, here with the news is my good friend Iann Robinson! (The in-studio crowd cheers) Iann Robinson: What is up, my bro! Well as you may or may not know there is a lot of controversy surrounding pop diva Britney Spears. She is currently under fire for making an obscene gesture shortly after arriving in Mexico City for the last stop on her world tour. She was caught by camera extending her middle finger in a universally recognized gesture as she left the airport in Toluca. Now, we go live to Jive Records, where I understand Britney Spears will be having a press conference to “explain her actions”. (Scene switches to a press conference room at Jive Records, several camera and reporters are in the conference room as well) Britney Spears: Hello, and good afternoon. I am here today to explain the reasons of why certain things occurred outside the airport in Toluca. For those of you who did not here or see what happened, I will repeat what it was I did. However, I would like to bring this action to the attention of one man, Justin Timberlake, this is for you. (Britney Spears sticks up her middle finger) That’s for you Justin Timberlake! You call yourself a man, hell; I am more of a man than you are. (Laughs) This is my response to all the heartbreak you put me through. Ladies and gentleman, for your information, Justin was the one who didn’t want to have sex. So, I found myself a man who did. Come on out honey! (Jack Black enters on to the stage) You probably know him from the rock duo “Tenacious D”. Well, he is my love bug! (Jack and Britney kiss each other for an extended amount of time) Jack Black: Yeah, dudes, I popped her cherry! (Fade out from the conference room, back to the studio of TRL) Iann Robinson: Well, there you have it, one lucky girl and one extremely lucky guy. Back to you, Carson! Carson Daly: Wow, Iann, that’s dope! We will be right back with Mark Hoppus of Blink-182, after this commercial. I’m Carson Daly and I’m a massive tool! (Fade-out) Rate or review this sketch. |
