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Jules Asner.....Amy Poehler Viewer #1.....Jimmy Fallon Viewer #2.....Tina Fey Barbara [mother].....Rachel Dratch Tabetha [daughter].....Maya Rudolph Alvin [father].....Seth Myers Ethel [Aunt].....Ana Gasteyer Harvey[Uncle].....Darrell Hammond Phone-In Caller #1.....Chris Parnell Phone-In Caller #2.....Tracy Morgan Jules Asner: Welcome back to Sneak Peek. For the past week, the only controversy that has been going around other than how skinny my disgustingly bony hips are, is the movie, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding". [quick clip of the movie] This low budget fiasco of a movie, has recently hit big with the movie crowd. Knowing that the movie hasn't made major theatres, it still is tight with viewers like my neck while digesting corn. Here are a few people that we asked after they had seen the movie. Viewer #1: [ecstatic] The movie was hilarious! The part when he said "I have 3 testicles" I was in pain… Viewer #2: Oh my god, the movie was so cute and witty (starts to snort with laughter) I thought it was poignant… [confused] even though the cue card doesn't tell… [cuts off before she finishes] Jules Asner: Now, the movie doesn't stop there. E! had just found out yesterday that they are almost completely finished with the sequel to the movie, "My Big Fat Yiddish Batmitzvah". And here is a clip of this upcoming movie. [Fade's to set with the mother, the father, the 2 aunts, and the daughter all arguing around the dinner table] Barbara: My bubila, you can't just go get batmitzvahed in an Arabic Masc, it's un-Jewish. Tabetha: I'm not your bubila momma, I'm getting batmitzvahed, remember. Barbara: Don't talk to me in that tone of voice, you yell at me in a dignified tone of voice! [starts yelling at her in Hebrew] Alvin: Oi vey Barbara, you're making my magiblick spilk, will you let it go. Barbara: [thunderstruck] Don't oi vey me mister, I told you to call Dr. Goldberg if you start spilking again. Ethel: Barbara, can you give the yapper a zip for few minutes, the moisture from your breath is starting to react with my allergies and I lost my Claritin. [Harvey walks in the room] Harvey: Darling, I thought I told you to change. Claritin is the poor man's Zyrtek. Ethel: (talking to Barbara and Alvin) See, that's how he acts all the time. Trying to act rich even though we live on the 4th floor of the senior retirement homes. Harvey: Go take a hike Ethel, take a hike. Tabetha: Now you guys understand why I want to be Batmitzvahed in a masc! This family is like living Anna Nicole Smith's refrigerator, we're both abused. Alvin: [surprised] Speaking of food… Darling, did you take the steaks out of the oven? [fade from scene back to Jules Asner] Jules Asner: [befuddled] Okay?… I guess that's the clip, I guess. Well, let's see what our viewers thought. Viewer #2: [dumbstruck] (looking around confused) I guess… the movie was okay. Okay in more of a futile way other than the liked it, but wouldn't recommend it kind of way. Viewer #1: And the difference in the plot? Jules Asner: Okay, how 'bout we get to our phones. And we have a Jim Stolzenheimertobagonsmith from Winchestertonfieldville, IA… What? That's some crap made up city from "Mr. Deeds". Phone-In Caller #1: Hi, um, I thought the movie was very different and just odd…… Oh what the hell, the movie producer should get sued for provocative racism and stupidity. Jules Asner: Okay, maybe caller #2 from Bangkok, India, you're on the air. Phone-In Caller #2: Dis movie is crazy. What is the problem with dese people. Take steak out of oven. What is the problem with you American people. First the… Jules Asner: (facing toward the producer) Okay Steve, this isn't working out, can we just end the show. You know, I don't care, I'm ending it anyway. Try not to join us next week for next week's movie, "Austin Powers: The Goldmember who Shagged Me". Good Bye! [ Sneak Peek logo ] [ fade ] Rate or review this sketch. |
