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John Cusack’s Movie Flashback From Hell- Part One
written by: Mark Jennings Reese II


Reese.....Mark Jennings Reese II
Cusack.....John Cusack
Dratch.....Rachel Dratch


(Fade in)

Reese: Hello, my name is Mark Jennings Reese II, one of the new writers for Saturday Night You. For tonight’s episode, I decided to take a weird concept of several of the host’s movies and work them into a “Flashback From Hell”. The host is trapped in the studio by the cast and Mr. Michaels. The cast haunts the host by flashbacking him into scenes from his more cult movies. Good idea, huh? Well here is Part One of what I like to call “ John Cusack’s Movie Flashback From Hell”. In Part One, Mr. Cusack gets stuck in a very popular movie involving a pen, kickboxing, embezzlement, and elderly people watch “COCOON”, a Peter Gabriel song and Eric Stolz in a chicken suit. Enjoy!

(Cusack is sitting in his dressing room going over his lines for the next sketch)

(Cusack hears music blaring outside his dressing room)

(Inner thought of Cusack: Dean Edwards and Tracy Morgan in Run-DMC Adidas ware, dancing to “Walk This Way”)

(Cusack opens door to discover Rachel Dratch in a wedding dress with a boom box in her hands, which is blaring Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes”)

Cusack: No! Rachel, I am not going to “Say Anything”!

Dratch: (Falling over her words) Will you marry me?

Cusack: NOOOOO! Rachel, for the last time, NOOOO!

Reese: (voice over) This has been Part One of “John Cusack’s Movie Flashback From Hell”

(Fade out)


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