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John Cusack’s Movie Flashback From Hell- Part Three
written by: Mark Jennings Reese II


Reese.....Mark Jennings Reese II
Kattan.....Chris Kattan
Cusack.....John Cusack
Michaels.....Lorne Michaels


(Fade in)

Reese: (on screen) And now the conclusion to “John Cusack’s Movie Flashback From Hell”! But really, being dead is better off in this case.

(Cusack walks down the main hallway from his dressing room to go to the main stage to say the goodnights. As Cusack goes to the doorway of the studio, a red light appears. Cusack stops walking and Kattan and Meyers are dressed like 2 Japanese men who move along side of the host.)

Kattan: (in a Howard Cosell like voice, with microphone in hand) John Cusack, the kid from L.A., with a metamorphosis of comedy and dramatic power and talent.

Cusack: Oh God! (Reverses himself and runs to Lorne’s hallway post to complain) Lorne, this is not Better Off Dead or any of my other movies.

Michaels: Okay, just go say the goodnights and then you will wake from you Movie Flashback From Hell!

Cusack: Okay, thanks Clarence!

Michaels: No, Lorne!

Cusack: (like Dr. Evil) Right! (Runs devilishly to the main stage)

Reese: This has been “ John Cusack’s Movie Flashback From Hell”.

(Fade out)


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