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The "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy.....Jimmy Fallon Passenger in Vehicle.....Tracy Morgan (Setting takes place in New York City. The "Can you hear me now" guy is walking down the side walk in Time Square with cell phone in hand, as usual.) The "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy: ...Can you hear me now?...Good. (he takes a few steps) ...Can you hear me now?...Good. (he waves at a woman walking by) ...Can you hear me now?...Good. (he pats a little girl on the head) ...Can you hear me now?...Good. (Suddenly, a vehicle quickly stops beside him) ...Can you hear me- (the passenger in the vehicle who also happens to be the receiving end of the call violently gets out of the car with his cell phone in hand and rushes over to the "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy, grabs his glasses, throws them into traffic, pushes him down on the concrete and shouts at him through his cell phone) Passenger in Vehicle: YES!! I CAN HEAR YOU! STOP F(bleep)IN' ASKING ME THAT OR I'LL SNAP OF YOUR ARMS AND RAM THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR G(bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) HOLE!!!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR THAT, BITCH???!! (Passenger throws his phone at him and gets back in the car. Car speeds off. The "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy stays on the concrete confused) The "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy: ....nevermind. (fades to black) Rate or review this sketch. |
