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June 1st, 2002
The Best of Saturay Night You

  • The Emmy Blues
    Will Ferrell is unhappy that SNL didn't take home any Emmy Awards.
    - written by Mark Polishuk

  • Gwyneth Paltrow's Monologue
    Gwyneth counters her parents' claim that she grew up spoiled.
    - written by Kris Thompson

  • Sprint PCS Phone Commercial
    Spokesman encounters difficulties in Tora Bora confusion.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Elmo Roast
    Muppet Elmo endures roast tributes unsuitable for child audience.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • PrimeTime Thursday
    Seeking more to the story, Connie Chung interviews the ghost of Chandra Levy.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Make Yourself At Home
    While waiting for date, Bobby removes his pants and relaxes with her dad
    - written by Alex Joyce

  • Ken's Kountry Kitchen
    Southern-fried restaurant is oblivious to racist undertones.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Seinfeld Does the Classics
    Seinfeld adopts centuries-old humor into his latest act.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Baby Bob/Got Milk?
    Talking Baby Bob is specific about his milk selection.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Frog Prince
    Frog tells Princess he's a prince so he can cop a feel.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • American Movie Classics
    The greatest movies ever made in the worst format ever presented.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Homo Hal
    Accidental hypnosis technique brings out Hal's feminine personality.
    - written by Jordan Davidson

  • Leave it to Beaver
    Ward and June reveal the naughty origins of Beaver's nickname.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Dell Computers
    Teenaged stoner isn't taken seriously as spokesman for Dell.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Osbournes
    Rock tries to convince Ozzy to control his anger.
    - written by Emily Cadic

  • The Process Server
    Process Server tells people they're being sued in rap form.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Winona's Trial
    Courtroom items turn up missing as Winona Ryder undergoes shoplifting trial.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Very Honest Insurance Company
    Insurance agent is open and upfront about practiced business ethics.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Hand Chopping Network
    QVC salesmen demonstrate the prowess of their patented hand choppers.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Senior Citizens Gone Wild!
    Flashing co-ed videos cater to an older market.
    - written by Kyle Marsh

  • Jordan Davidson at the Elton John Concert
    Elton's biggest fan Jordan Davidson gets snubbed at his concert.
    - written by Kevin Paul

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