- The Emmy Blues
Will Ferrell is unhappy that SNL didn't take home any Emmy Awards.
- written by Mark Polishuk
- Gwyneth Paltrow's Monologue
Gwyneth counters her parents' claim that she grew up spoiled.
- written by Kris Thompson
- Sprint PCS Phone Commercial
Spokesman encounters difficulties in Tora Bora confusion.
- written by Paul Buxton
- Elmo Roast
Muppet Elmo endures roast tributes unsuitable for child audience.
- written by Mario Lanza
- PrimeTime Thursday
Seeking more to the story, Connie Chung interviews the ghost of Chandra Levy.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Make Yourself At Home
While waiting for date, Bobby removes his pants and relaxes with her dad
- written by Alex Joyce
- Ken's Kountry Kitchen
Southern-fried restaurant is oblivious to racist undertones.
- written by Jessica Whitt
- Seinfeld Does the Classics
Seinfeld adopts centuries-old humor into his latest act.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Baby Bob/Got Milk?
Talking Baby Bob is specific about his milk selection.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- The Frog Prince
Frog tells Princess he's a prince so he can cop a feel.
- written by Mario Lanza
- American Movie Classics
The greatest movies ever made in the worst format ever presented.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
- Homo Hal
Accidental hypnosis technique brings out Hal's feminine personality.
- written by Jordan Davidson
- Leave it to Beaver
Ward and June reveal the naughty origins of Beaver's nickname.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Dell Computers
Teenaged stoner isn't taken seriously as spokesman for Dell.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- The Osbournes
Rock tries to convince Ozzy to control his anger.
- written by Emily Cadic
- The Process Server
Process Server tells people they're being sued in rap form.
- written by Tony Dumont
- Winona's Trial
Courtroom items turn up missing as Winona Ryder undergoes shoplifting trial.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Very Honest Insurance Company
Insurance agent is open and upfront about practiced business ethics.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
- Hand Chopping Network
QVC salesmen demonstrate the prowess of their patented hand choppers.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Senior Citizens Gone Wild!
Flashing co-ed videos cater to an older market.
- written by Kyle Marsh
- Jordan Davidson at the Elton John Concert
Elton's biggest fan Jordan Davidson gets snubbed at his concert.
- written by Kevin Paul
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