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Al Gore (on Video).....Darrell Hammond George Dubya.....Chris Parnell Dick Cheney.....Darrell Hammond George Sr. ......Dana Carvey (guest appearence) (Fade in) (Scene shows Al Gore on last week’s Weekend Update talking about George Dubya’s press statement) Al Gore: ...Tonight, I would like to make a comment about the President's press statement. I think the President should get back to his job and stop quoting the Who. (Scene cuts to Oval Office) (Dubya tries to shut off his Tivo but struggles) George Dubya: Come on you damn Tivo! (Knock on the door) Who is it? Dick Cheney: Mr. President, it’s me! George Dubya: Hey Dick! (Confused tone) Dick, can I ask you a question? Why is Al Gore making so much fun of me in the press? Dick Cheney: Well, Mr. President, you see he has the right. After all, he was (in an Al Gore tone) The Popular Candidate for the job! George Dubya: But I don’t understand! Dick Cheney: My point exactly! Sorry, sir, I have an interview with that Jackass fella from MTV. George Dubya: That guy is hilarious! Go ahead. (Dick Cheney exits) (Dubya sit down at his desk and dials his phone) (Scene cuts to George Sr. answering the phone) George Sr: Hello? George Dubya: Dad? George Sr: Well hello, there son! George Dubya: Dad, I got some problems! Al Gore has been making fun of me, and he said that I need to get back to my job and stop quoting the Who. Dad, Who did I quote? George Sr: Well Son, because you are as slow as you are, I think you need to know that you quoted the rock group called the Who. They did a rock opera about your life and up bringing...it was called “TOMMY”. Tommy was a retarded kid...anyhow, now do you get it? George Dubya: Who? George Sr: That’s right! George Dubya: Whose on first? George Sr: No, that’s not prudent! (hangs up the phone) George Dubya: (to himself) Well, now what? (Dubya proceeds to turn on his camera to talk to the nation) Hello, my fellow Americans. Who ever is out there, if you see Al Gore, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden or any other members of the Axis of Evil, tell them I said, (dramatic pause) Don’t mess with Texas! Thank you! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
