Mick Jagger.....Jimmy Fallon
The Heckler.....Horatio Sanz
Keith Richards.....Seth Meyers
(Fade In)
(Scene pans around the New York City skyline. Shows Madison Square Garden from above.)
(Scene shows arena’s banner for “September 26, 2002...The Rolling Stones Live, Tonight, Sold Out”)
(The Band on stage singing “Get Off Of My Cloud”)
Mick Jagger: (singing) Hey, Hey, You, You, Get off of my cloud! Hey, Hey, You, You, Get off of my cloud! (Song ends) Thank you! All right New York City!
(As the crowd settles, one drunk like voice is heard off in the distance)
Heckler: Hey man! Come on! You gotta play “Get Off Of My Cloud”! Man!
Mick Jagger: What are you talking about man???
Heckler: Play “Get Off Of My Cloud”!
Mick Jagger: What are you saying you impertinent fool. You bloody fool! Make some sense.
Heckler: Play “Get Off Of My Cloud”! I’m not leaving until I hear “Get Off Of My Cloud”!
Mick Jagger: You fool, we just played it man!
Heckler: I don’t know man!
Mick Jagger: Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I cannot deal with that man. We have to end this show!
Heckler: Wow man!
(Band starts walking off stage)
Keith Richards: Mick, what are you doing? You gotta (un-understandable words with a cigarette in his mouth)!
Mick Jagger: What are you saying man? What are you talking about Keith?
Keith Richards: If you are gonna end the sketch, you gotta start the show, right!
Mick Jagger: That’s good thinking Keith.
Keith Richards: Right, right, right! So you’re gonna start the show right?
Mick Jagger: Yeah, man! (Walks back out on stage, doing “the Rooster” as he walks up to the microphone) All right! (Crowd goes nuts) "Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!"
(Fade out)
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