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Ron Jeremy.....Horatio Sanz Pornstar #1.....Dean Edwards Announcer.....Chris Parnell (Fade in) (Scene shows The Porn King walking around the studio, watch a gangbang scene) Ron Jeremy: Hello, I’m Ron Jeremy. With election time... Pornstar #1: (yelling out from a far) Cumming! Ron Jeremy: …many of you at home are trying to figure out, who is the real Porn King? Look no further. For the last decade, I have made and starred in more than a million porn movies. I have give millions of lonely men and women a special friend to get them off, I mean bi, I mean on the road to recovery from their loneliness. I’m Ron Jeremy! Remember, I am pro-Anal, I am pro-oral and I am pro-gangbang! Remember my new slogan for the porn industry...”Cum Strong, or Don’t Cum At All!” Announcer: Don’t forget, re-elect Ron Jeremy for Porn King! Cum and vote and get the new Jenna Jameson DVD! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
