Saturday Night You: Sen. John McCain: 10/19/02

October 19th, 2002

Host: Sen. John McCain

Double Vision
Chris Parnell goes "psycho-bitch" when "Foreigner" piece is cut from Update.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Sen. John McCain's Monologue
McCain spent the week held captive by SNL writers with bad ideas.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Slaughterhouse Slacks, from Sears
Space-age slacks repel mess acquired from slaughterhouse visits.
- written by Draeger Martinez
The Lonely Clown
A lonely Ronald McDonald hits on a woman in a bar.
- written by Mario Lanza
"The Sniper's Reign Will Be Through"
Samantha Fox parody about catching the Beltway Sniper.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
Nobel Love Shack
President Bush seeks help from Jimmy Carter with Saddam Hussein crisis.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Hingle & Meyers: Attorneys-At-Law
Attorneys Hingle & Meyers argue ad vernacular.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Al Gore comments on the DC sniper and his rumored white box truck.
Kid Shazaam returns to comment on the Sugar Hill Gang Studio fire.
Eric Norr comments on the effect George Dubya's "dumbassity".
Jimmy Fallon interviews mono-phrased Owen Wilson.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Boston Teens
Denise is busted for shoplifting at the mall.
- written by Jessica Whitt
The Drinking Songs Of Tina Fey
Tina Fey's drinking problem results in a memorable album.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
Those Wacky Marines
Retired marines create gizmos to advertise on comic book back pages.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Nic Miller, the Surfer Business Dude
A former surfer becomes a corporate bigwig.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Superman Talks to The Kids
Superman complains about all the songs with his name in the title.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
The Turner Invitational-The Results
Joy and pain at the results of the competition.
- written by John Edward Kilduff
Hit By A Truck
Doctor makes fun of patient for getting hit by a truck.
- written by Steven Michaels
The Unorthodox Priest
Bishop reviews new priest's errors at first mass.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
My Big Fat Greek Cousin
Extended stay of Greek cousin doesn't bode well for couple.
- written by Dan Johnson
Toilet Cake Message Cake
Get your message across while using the urinal.
- written by Roman