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.....Eric McCormack .....Jay-Z .....Fred Armisen .....Rachel Dratch .....Dean Edwards .....Tina Fey .....Will Forte .....Seth Meyers .....Lorne Michaels .....Tracy Morgan .....Amy Poehler .....Jeff Richards .....Maya Rudolph (We fade in Backstage to Eric McCormack and Jay-Z sitting backstage on some steps right by the set. Tracy Morgan is standing above them. The camera fades in the middle of their conversation.) Tracy Morgan: ...so you see it's all up to me. Here, I'll even show it to you. Let's take a walk. (They all get up and walk down a few and their are the new guys Fred and Will talking about their next sketch) Tracy Morgan: Now see you don't want to be the new guy because the new guys get laughed at. Nobody likes them, see how they are all alone. All of our Internet fans want to be on SNL but naw bros, you want to wake up one morning and be in your fifth year of SNL. (gets in Will's face) You get laughed at (laughs hysterically). Will Forte: (Throws script down, and gets into Tracy's face) What the hell are you talking about? Tracy Morgan: They be laughing at you. Will Forte: Tracy they are laughing because we are funny. This is a comedy show. We are funny. Tracy Morgan: Funny looking. Boys lets get aways from the new guys. Let's go see the old new guys. (They walk some when Dean, Seth and Jeff still looking at the picture they looked at in the Winona Rider episode) Tracy Morgan: Hey guys how does it feel that you guys is still featured! (laughs hysterically). Your girl Amy got promoted in 10 episodes. How many has it been and you still ain't promoted? Anyways. My boyz. Let's go see the bitches of SNL. (When they walk away the camera focuses on Dean) Dean Edwards: Alright, that mother better leave this season or I swear to god no more Mr. Dean Edwards on SNL. Seth Meyers: Dude, Nobody cares, come on Jeff let's go get ready for our next sketch. (They walk away leaving Dean alone) Dean Edwards: (shouting) It's because I am black! (Crosses off Tracy, Seth and Jeff's Picture) (Fade back to Tracy, Eric and Jay-Z. They are with Rachel, Tina, Amy, Maya. His hand is on Amy's boob the whole time) Amy Poehler: For the last time, Tracy, get your hand off my boob. Tracy Morgan: Shut your ass up bitch. Go ahead Eric grab the other two white bitches' boobs and my man Jay you grab Maya's. (They do so.) Tracy Morgan: Now the only reason that we keep Rachel around is because of her giant hooters. Tina is the career woman, Amy is the blonde haired bimbo and Maya is the black biotch. Tina Fey: All right girls you know what to do. (All girls raise their hands and bitch slap the corresponding man. For Eric's case he get's slapped twice. Tracy just laughs. And Eric and Jay rub their hands on their face.) Eric McCormack: Damn it Tracy. Why are you so stupid. I am never listening to your dumb ass again. (Lorne enters, with a cup of Starbucks coffee) Lorne Michaels: (Handing Tracy the coffee) Here is your coffee Mr. Morgan. Tracy Morgan: It's about Time you mot- Lorne Michaels: Please Mr. Morgan I am sorry I had to make sure it was nice and hot. Tracy Morgan: And why is that? (Lorne takes off the coffee lid and spills all over Tracy's head.) Lorne Michaels: That's why. Now get your ass in my office pronto. (Tracy runs off crying) Lorne Michaels: Jay I think you're almost on. (Jay leaves) Eric McCormack: This must mean that I'm on too. Lorne Michaels: Yeah. (Eric leaves.) Lorne Michaels: (looks at the girls. Smiles) Girls, you know the drill. (Rachel and Maya rub up against him. Amy extends her chest and Lorne grabs her boobs. and his head falls into Tina's chest.) Lorne Michaels: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
