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Announcer.....Jim Downey James Traficant.....Jeff Richards Ted Kennedy.....Will Forte Bill Clinton.....Darrell Hammond Jenna Bush.....Amy Poehler Colin Powell.....Dean Edwards Laura Bush.....Tina Fey .....Jay-Z Strom Thurman.....Chris Kattan Jesse Helms.....Horatio Sanz .....Lorne Michaels .....Tracy Morgan Anne Nicole Smith...........Rachel Dratch Howard K. Stern.....Jimmy Fallon Anne’s Assistant.....Maya Rudolph Bobby Trendy.....Fred Armisen George “Dubya” Bush.....Chris Parnell (Fade in) Announcer: Welcome to C-SPAN’s Halloween Bash. Let us see who has come to the party this year. (Cameras pan into Capitol Hill where we see Halloween decorations. Camera shows Tarficant pumping the Beer Keg) (Camera pans around the room to discover many costumes are none original and rather simple.) Well, James Traficant and Ted Kennedy have come as the same people they have come as the last 12 years, as two fumbling drunks. (Camera pans to Bill Clinton hitting on Jenna Bush) We see Bill Clinton dressed as Hugh Hefner. Daughter Dubya dressed as Jennifer Lopez. (Camera cuts to the dance floor) We see Colin Powell and singer Jay-Z cutting a rug with the First Lady. (Colin Powell and Jay-Z is ghetto dancing with Laura Bush) (Camera pans to a table were Strom Thurman and Jesse Helms play with a wee-jee board) Well, standing on tonight’s throne as the king of Halloween, is NBC’s Lorne Michaels of Saturday Night Live with his classic Dr. Evil costume. (Camera shows Lorne Michaels sitting with Tracy Morgan, atop of Capitol Hill) Tracy Morgan: Lorne, look at that. Lorne Michaels: Oh, Snap! Tracy Morgan: That is hilirious! (Camera pans to a kiddies pool with a out of sorts Anne Nicole Smith) Announcer: And there is “Little Miss E!” Anne Nicole Smith. And there is her little posse. (Camera pans to Howard K. Stern and Anne’s assistant and her designer) Anne Nicole Smith: What? Bobby Trendy: Say yes for Pink! (Camera pans to see Anne Nicole’s face and her mass confusion) Bush: And I guess that leaves me! (Camera piers up to President George) I called my dad and asked him what to wear for Halloween. He said I was scary enough. I was shopping at this store in D.C., looking for an Osama or Saddam costume but then someone tried to snipe a shot at me, so I have come to the conclusion of dressing like myself. My dad was right! I am scary enough, by myself. (Starts laughing at the fact) (Camera fades away from the Capitol Hill building) Announcer: This has been C-SPAN’s Halloween Bash. Up next, Charles Grodin and P. Diddy’s Scary Festivous! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
