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Mom...Amy Polher Dad...Fred Armisen Kids...Extras (OPEN ON A FAMILY AT NIGHTTIME) Mom: Kids, get ready to go to bed! Kids: OK, Mom! Dad: ...And don't forget to brush your teeth! Kids: (UPSET) Oh, man! Mom: What's the matter, kids? Kid #1: We don't want to brush our teeth, it takes too long and it's soooooo Boring! Mom: But kids, you have to brush your teeth if you want them to stay in your mouth. Kid #2: Well, do you at least have something that isn't too minty? Dad: I think I can help...Follow me, kids. (DAD LEADS THE KIDS TO A FRIDGE.) Dad: I've been saving this for just such an occasion, (GRABS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A JAR OF CAKE FROSTING) Here we are! It's new "Denta Frost"! Kids: "Denta Frost", Yay! (KIDS RUN OFF) Mom: (CONCERNED) Honey, What did you just give our kids? Dad: It's "Denta Frost", The new Cake frosting that's also a toothpaste. Mom: Is it safe? Dad: It sure is! 4 out of 5 dentists and bakers approve of it, and why won't they? It comes in such deliciously helpful varieties: (CUT TO SHOTS OF THE INDIVIDUAL JARS) "Tartar Control Vanilla", "Cookies and Flouride", "Sparkling Milk Chocolate", "Plaque-fighting Pecan", and what I just gave the kids..."Chocolate Fudge With Whitening Power". (CUT TO SHOT OF KIDS BRUSHING WITH FROSTING/TOOTHPASTE, THEY'RE ENJOYING THEMSELVES.) (DAD CONTINUES) Dad: (OFFSTAGE) And You don't have to worry about the kids getting cavities ever again, There's enough cleaning power to balance out with the massive amounts of sugar in each dose. (ON STAGE) It's practically fail safe. Mom: I see! (BOTH PARENTS ENTER BATHROOM) Mom: Hey kids, what do you think of brushing your teeth now? (KIDS SMILE, KIDS' SMILES ARE STAINED WITH CHOCOLATE) Kids: It's the coolest! (FAMILY JOINS IN A GROUP HUG) Announcer: "Denta Paste" Where Brushing your teeth is fun again! Now available in "Multi Care Bavarian Creme`." (FADE OUT) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
