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Punk Kid.....Jimmy Fallon Voice Over.....Chris Parnell (Fade in as we see dirty punk kid doing skateboard tricks) Punk Kid: As a punk BAD ASS, I try not to look like I spend a lot of time on my hair. I mean, I’m hardcore…I’ve been to six Blink concerts and seen Green Day play more than a dozen times. I work hard to look like I don’t work hard at all, and with the help of Punk Gel, and my willingness to be such a BAD ASS, I can succeed in looking this way. (punk kid pours “Punk Gel” into hand and sticks his hair straight up in the style of a mohawk.) Punk Kid: (forms hands into “rock and roll” symbol and sticks out tongue) ROCK ON!!! Also from the hardcore manufacturers of Punk Gel comes Punk Stick, It covers up body odors while helping you maintain that “grunge look”. And…”Old Punk” (Punk Kid holds up deodorant roll-on that has Old Punk written the way we normally see Old Spice. There is a picture of Joey Ramone and a caption that reads….”As seen on Joey Ramone’s pits!”) Punk Gel, Punk Stick, and Old Punk….where all fine punk hygiene products are sold. Voice Over-Coming Soon-Emo Body Scrub…”Wash Away the Sorrow”, and Hippie Hash…Browns, find them in the breakfast aisle! Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
