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December 7th, 2002
Host: Robert DeNiro

  • SNL Thanks the Webmasters!
    Lorne Michaels and crew tease SNL fans who've constructed shrine-worthy web sites.
    - written by Benjamin LeBaron

  • Robert DeNiro’s Monologue
    DeNiro attempts a Seinfeld stand-up impression; Al Pacino and others interrupt.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Chia Bong
    Makes pot-smoking fun again!
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • Wouldn't This Suck Theatre I
    What couples don't want to hear in bed.
    - written by DJ Kornbus

  • SNY Presents: Taxi Driver
    After being forced out of Hollywood, DeNiro takes job as taxicab driver.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Wedding Songs
    Engaged couple argue over choices for wedding party music.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Wouldn't This Suck Theatre II
    Donating blood is safe, right? Right?
    - written by DJ Kornbus

  • Cereal
    Soap opera clan's dysfunction debases nutritional value.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Welcome to Walmart, Asswipe!
    Tony the Greeter treats Wal-Mart customers like dirt.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Travis Bickle's Movie Panel
    "Taxi Driver" character and film friends discuss the AFI, then prevent a remake of "The Warriors".
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Colin Quinn comments on Comedy Central and his new show appearing on it.
    DeNiro and Leo DiCaprio debate the latter's "flash-in-the-pan" fame and success.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Who Would You Rather Bang?
    Italian men play a tense round of "Who Would You Rather Bang?".
    - written by DJ KornBus

  • An Argument Against Censorship
    DeNiro presents cleaned-up "Raging Bull" and "Taxi Driver" scenes.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Traffic Jam
    Stuck in holiday traffic, married couple consider divorce.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Gates Of Celebrity Heaven
    James Coburn is annoyed by autograph hounds at the Pearly Gates.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Overlooked Sports Superstars
    Forgotten ping-pong player discusses his career in sports.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Breaking The Glass
    Bartender interrupts patrons by breaking glass in front of them.
    - written by Steven Michaels

  • Cleveland Browns Dog
    Police officers deal with nuisance dog.
    - written by Matthew Pavic

Robert DeNiro - 12/07/02