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Stoner #1...Will Forte Stoner #2...Seth Meyers Spokesman...Chris Parnell (OPEN ON TWO STONERS WHO ARE BORED.) Stoner #1: Dude, I am so bored, wanna get high? Stoner #2: Dude, getting high sucks! We have every single bong in the world, it's not exciting anymore... (SPOKESMAN ENTERS AND INTERJECTS) Spokesman: Oh Really? What if I were to show you something so (AIR QUOTES) "Whacked Out", it would make smoking pot fun again? Stoner #1: I dare you to show me, dude! Spokesman: Allright, (PRODUCES BONG WITH LEAVES ALL OVER IT) Introducing "Chia Bong", the first bong on the market that grows marijuana leaves while currently smoking it. (CUT TO A TIME LAPSE OF THE LEAVES GROWING) Singers: Ch, ch, ch, Chia! Stoner #2: How does it work, man? Spokesman: All you have to do is supply your own (AIR QUOTES) "maui wowie" seeds, add bong water, give it a puff and watch it grow... (CUT TO TIME LAPSE) Singers: Ch, ch, ch, Chia! Stoner #2: Whoa, how'd you get it to grow so fast? Spokesman: (CHUCKLES) It's magic, son! (SUPER: --SPOKEN FAST--"Takes 2-3 Weeks To Grow.") Both Stoners: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Stoner #1: Far out, man! Can I give it a try? Spokesman: Be My guest. (STONER #1 LIGHTS UP CHIA BONG, INHALES.) Stoner #2: Dude, look what it's doing! (CUT TO TIME LAPSE) Singers: Ch, ch, ch, Chia! Both Stoners: Whoooooooooa! Spokesman: Now that'll give you the "munchies"! (CHUCKLES MINDLESSLY) So remember, if you want to enjoy getting high, it's the "Chia Bong". (CUT TO TIME LAPSE) Singers: Ch, ch, ch, Chia! Stoner #1: Whoa, it's doing it again! Stoner #2: Dude, you're trippin! (BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY) Spokesman: Here's how to order... (CUT TO TIME LAPSE) Singers: Ch, ch, ch, Chia! Announcer: The Chia Bong is not available in any store, nor is it sold over the phone, it is available only through the circular in this month's "High Times" Magazine, Makes a great gift! (FADE OUT) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
