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Chris....Chris Kattan Amy.....Amy Poehler A black screen with the words “Wouldn't This Suck Theatre,” written in white lettering. A soft yet happy and upbeat piano melody plays. A NARRATOR speaks. Narrator V.O.: Welcome to “Wouldn't This Suck Theatre.” DISSOLVE TO: INT. STAGE SETTING. A Stage. The curtains open to reveal CHRIS and AMY alone in bed. They are under the covers, obviously after sex. AMY is smoking and CHRIS is a bit winded. It is late at night. Chris: Wow! Now that was awesome. I never thought it could be that good. Amy: Yeah? Well you were pretty good yourself tiger. Chris: And to think we only met each other an hour ago. That's almost crazy. Amy: Oh yeah. But it sure was fun. Chris: Definitely. Amy: (Giggling) You're so cute. Hey, did I tell you I've got herpes? I forgot, didn't I? Sorry about that. Chris's face changes from a look of joy to a complete fearful shock as sad, downbeat music plays. Curtain closes. Black screen comes up with the words “Wouldn't This Suck Theatre,” written in white lettering and again the Narrator speaks. Narrator (V.O.): This has been “Wouldn't This Suck Theatre.” FADE OUT: Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
