Ken Burns His Face
PBS pays beaucoup dollars to see Ken Burns set himself ablaze.
- written by Phil Nelson
The Public Narration DVD Collection
Following President Bush's lead, assorted public officials narrate their favorite DVDs for the visually impaired.
- written by Draeger Martinez
Not Quite Al Gore’s Monologue
Al Gore fills time by introducing his clone, Al Gore #2.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
David Spade returns and does a year in review as his Hollywood Minute.
Al Gore and his clone sing a Who classic as a commentary on Bush’s policies.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
The Ultra-Sensitive Holiday Scene
Ultra-sensitive holiday scene is interrupted by politically-correct text for future viewers.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
AOL Version 8.5
AOL Version 8.5 can kick AOL Version 8.0's ass.
- written by Justin Kaplowitz
The Rockin’ Christmas Special
Music artists sing holiday versions of their hit songs.
- written by Mark Jennings Reese II
Mail Order Bride: Afghanistan
Suburbanite is excited to show his mail-order bride from Afghanistan.
- written by J.P. Ragan
Here's To This Sketch!
Excessive partying makes party guy look like a schmuck.
- written by Emily Cadic