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Main Partying Guy.....Jimmy Fallon Other Partying Guys.....all other male cast members (Fade in: Guys with Bud Lite beer are partying, slutty girls dancing about, everyone appears to be having a gay ole time with the exception of a few guys who are stumbling and unsuccessfully asking women to dance.) (Cue Music normally heard in the Bud Lite commercials) Partying Guys: (singing) I…Love…gettin’ wasted off my ass Losin’ all my class Fallin’ down the stairs And…….TWINS! (camera cuts to one pretty girl dancing seductively, she becomes blurry and appears to be two girls, the result of double vision.) Partying guys: (resume singing) I…have…an abnormal BAC And I really gotta pee …..Oh shit! (Camera zooms in on Jimmy Fallon’s crotch area which has suddenly become wet.) Jimmy/main partying guy: (becomes embarrassed and quickly says…) Hey…how bout those twins!?! (we see the same visual of the “twins”.) Jimmy: (only one singing now) And I…..can’t…..drive…home! (Jimmy collapses just after he hands his keys to one of his buddies.) (The conscious party-goers raise their Millers and scream simultaneously) Partying Guys:….Here’s to tonight! Jimmy: (becomes conscious momentarily and wearily murmurs)…’Cause I sure as hell won’t remember it tomorrow!!! (collapses ones again) V/O: Paid for by the Prevention of Teen Substance Abuse Organization of America. Reminding teens not to drink..or they’ll look like this schmuck…. (shot of Jimmy Fallon passed out on floor with piss stain on pants.) Rate or review this sketch | Prior comments |
