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January 11th, 2003
Host: Jeff Gordon

  • "Who's The Host 2: O'Reilly! Yes! Oh, Really?"
    Bill O'Reilly clones attempt to hijack the show.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Jeff Gordon's Monologue
    Famed NASCAR champ runs into monologue trouble, then gets some unexpected help.
    - written by Draeger Martinez

  • Roison
    Taking candy from strangers is not such a great idea.
    - written by Chris Schiffmann

  • The Alco-Hall of Fame
    Origins of lame pick-up lines are explored in dramatic recreations.
    - written by Justin Kaplowitz

  • MTV News
    Female punk band grants interview with Serena Altchul.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Fortune Cookies For The Homeless
    Begging homeless people are given much-needed food for thought.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Oh, To Be Famous
    a young couple discuss the flash-in-the-pan fame of Avril Lavigne
    Avril Lavigne confronts Reese on the sketch and punches him in the face.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Butt Out
    Joe The Cigarette tells teens not to be in a hurry to smoke.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • A Brief Lesson In Punk
    John Edward Kilduff tries to teach Avril Lavigne how to do punk rock.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
    Mark Jennings Reese II gives a wrap up of the Trent Lott Segration Story.
    Tracy Morgan & Dean Edwards give a commentary on the recent music news.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

  • Trading Spaces
    West Virginia man's NASCAR shrine is ruined during family room makeover.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Race Drivers Convention
    Jeff Gordon catches up with former race driver Claude Vorilhon, better known as cult leader Rael.
    - written by Draeger Martinez

  • Sharing With Manuel
    Gordon comes to the rescue when two friends fight over the last peanut.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Logo-Mania!
    Gordon mulls through applicants wanting their logo on his race car.
    - written by Emily Cadic

  • "Dreamblood-Part 2: Chapter 1"
    Tina Fey is drafted for a mental/medical mission.
    - written by John Edward Kilduff

  • A Tribute to Joe Strummer
    Avril Lavigne trys to tribute the late Clash singer.
    Reese denies her on the piece and does it himself.
    - written by Mark Jennings Reese II

Jeff Gordon - 01/11/03